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and I stopped counting the rats
All of this has to get better!
Up yours, Abe!
Life is mad, life is sweet ♪
- This is the place. - Big.
No, I have not been talking to Susie, why?
with that Louise Brooks haircut.
Mei.
A few times? The other day, it was two months. How long was it?
Hard-boiled eggs.
- Who's Zelda? - I think she's the one who wears balloons
one night. Minor.
He goes around with a toy.
What do you want, Lucille?
The TV helps her relax.
Long lasting, doesn't erase.
Wait. Wait, wait.
- We have no choice. - Nope.
Boise, we still got a couple of kinks to work out here.
Yes. I am so sorry about this.
The curtain's stuck.
It's Abe Weissman and Asher Friedman for Michael.
I live six blocks away, so I get to walk home tonight.
Then let's proceed.
just pee-pee and go back to bed.
- Hey, can I get another Coke? - Hey, get two.
Zelda, it's so late. Why are you here?
Even though it's not that bad.
I believe you were making an inquiry for a friend?
You've been a great audience, please get home safe.
Oh. Yes. I was.
and pops 'em with her nails.
so I stayed late so I can wash them.
Her time here does seem endless.
could maybe drink with someone else like me.
- The microphone? - Eating late.
So, some years ago, there was an incident.
Do you not find hard-boiled eggs disgusting?
I am focused on one thing right now.
Here you go, doll.
- I'm gonna need a pen. - You do not need a pen.
You're very good.
Being a manager. The manager. Do you understand?
I can hear you fine.
What, Miriam?
but this time, I was listening to you
- Just curious about your life. - My life is you. That's it.
I just had an idea for a play.
I could have schtupped Delores.
or ratting out your son for stealing a Necco Wafer
I promise to tell you next time.
but the elevator fucking works, there is a bathroom,
Thinking about you. Talking about you.
Ooh, I'll have one of those.
What are you still doing here?
I love this cat!
So, let me ask you, Mr. Hitchcock,
walk around the Village a bit? Get some souvenirs?
That's 'cause it's none of your business.
- Hey! - Yeah?
Mmm. Perfect.
Don't worry. I like eating late.
I had to tell him 20 times,
♪ I was dancing with my friends ♪
You got...
My business manager said
and Asher Friedman. - Right.
Ow.
Because it's very broken.
That's for sure.
We finally asked, and he said he was a friend of yours.
until she's finished her last set of the night,
And Susie is blasting that damn TV again.
I put them off for as long as I could,
I'm financially overextended, meaning
That's Abe's way of saying, "Got it."