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So, I'm just not following your story. All right?
- Donna? - Okay, easy.
Somebody shot me in the head!
Now here's the female adolescent turkey.
That includes your own face, Donna.
I like going to the same place with the same people,
That's pretty gross. Seems kind of weird.
You know, if I gave you a hickey, it would totally make Ann jealous.
She kept her mouth shut and now you're in the clear.
I've been shot!
I shot Ron Swanson.
The traditional toast is "To the hunt!"
I know.
Ann, we'll go together.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how pissed is he?
You want me to dial a number and then read another number out loud?
Piggyback! Bam!
"Welcome back, Ron."
Fine, all the men.
at Slippery Elm Park.
But this trip, it is the one time of year I get to pee standing up.
What the hell? Give me some warning!
Here you go. Here's your Scotch, Ron. There we go, Ron.
Guys love it when you can show them you're better than they are
that you let me come along on this trip.
Maybe a deer will eat you.