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To be together forever with...
Yes. Well, why?
I thought to myself, "If the Aluminum Monster can do it, then so can I."
Which makes you the biggest loser, Fatty Magoo.
To be together forever with you
Did I say that? Oh, my God. Every day.
Yeah.
I'm just gonna have to come back next time with a model with a perfect body.
Why, Charlie? So I can steal it.
Nobody is stupid enough to think that your chair was dipped in gold, Frank.
Well, it's not sad. It's a very valuable skill set. So, you know...
I'm getting kind of like, a little flustered here
I'm afraid not, Deandra. We're gonna have to let her go.
Charlie, I left it right here! Where is it?
You send pictures of girls that have bodies like Oompa-Loompas and hippopotamuses!
Light bulbs? What? Those are shoulder pads.
You should ask them how to sew. Okay? They smell like sausage.
I wear a "D" cup! Well, you're just lying about that.
Yeah, I heard that. I'm wondering what it is.
So many things. I mean, your breasts, they're tiny. Your gut is huge.
Those words have never worked on me. I'll see you tomorrow.
And you were like...
Secondly, someone should teach these people how to do a decent hem, don't you think?
You want a treat? I think I got some jerky here...
They're running this place like a concentration camp.
your breath smells like an old lady fart passing through an onion.
All right, first of all, this place is a rip-off, okay?
You haven’t shed. You haven’t even begun to shed.
I also see a very confused and uncomfortable model...
The German war propaganda was a nice idea.
Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah?
So pay attention. Yes. Thank you.
This is exactly the way I ran my sweatshops. Is it?
Why don't we start over? How many of my dresses would you like to order?
Wait a second. Fatty Magoo. Are you Ingrid Nelson?
This again. I told you I was scratching myself, Dee!