Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Remember the Pizza Hut Bigfoot Pizza from the '90s?

(indistinct chatter)

"Noah was feeding his children chocolate cake for breakfast."

Uh, no, no, Jesus Christ.

there's something important we must discuss.

-Grape? -Apple.

All right, back to the Bible.

We don't have to wait till Sunday.

Let's go have sex with gum in our mouths.

That thing flying through the sky there... Casey.

Crackers and wine?

-(zipper unzips) -(urinating)

from the front of his neighbor's house."

when your meal is over.

No, but I believe it.

Oh, so I kiss Jesus, then?

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which just seems silly now.

but she is here.

Okay, I'll see ya.

if anyone dropped off my umbrella at the lost and found.

in the gully in the backyard.

Oi, yeah, wombat here.

It smells like horse crap. What flavor is it?

Opening to Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas 1997 VHS

I think the leaf over my balls is poison ivy.

"that we may eat him today, and we will eat my son tomorrow.

Ugh, right, Jesus.

Previously on Rescue: HI-Surf

STAFF: ♪ Happy, happy birthday, from all of us to you ♪

This is some bullcrap.