Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"To build the ark, Noah stole the wood
-We doin' this?! -DRIVER: You're damn right we are!
Michelob Ultra!
All right, you're either "pellets" or "piles."
Boy. Never trust a glitching turbo.
Ugh, that's all we ever do.
I ain't leaving.
I mean, it's not like this is our last supper.
The Sound of Music on Sunday.
-(horns honking) -(tires screeching)
And let's all sit on the same side of the table.
Well, I guess if your friends are expecting you,
and pretend we can't hear each other go.
to places that have too much butt stuff going on.
Yeah, but are there heating lamps?
What should we do today?
All right, before I go, I got two rules.
♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪
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Hair gel, condom.
Oh, God, I made eye contact
Did it go off yet?
Excuse me, what about green smooshies?
you can imagine what happened to it.
-Those things seem related. -They're not related.
Oh, well, he's very popular.
Are you sure you don't want to change?
-No. -Fine, we'll leave.
if I said portside?
Okay, God, we're doing it.
That's disgusting. Excuse me, Ma'am. Hello there, Man!
Are we just gonna let that guy in the parking lot
a clear road map to hating gays.
Oh, jeez, I'm so excited.
And-and technically, they're not animals, they're arachnids.
Guys?
Unless you want to buy a nice pot.
I don't know.
It's Passover, and somebody tricked me
You can trust us. Ow! That went well.
You have to do it on the leeward side.
I'm already putting lots of notes in the margins.
So, if you're looking for me this weekend,
(chuckles): All right, now it's a party.