Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I can't do 300 hours. I have to get a job.

Frog says, "No way, you'll sting me and I'll die."

I don't understand. You gave her my message?

I thought you would've had more interest in this subject than you seem to.

- Hey, am I doing this right? - What?

The scorpion and the frog. It's an old story.

I'm sure you won't.

She stays in the room until I'm completely done saying something.

You're a lousy duck hunter, Charlie.

Well, who else? Eastside Tilly. That damn woman keeps trumping me.

Miss Gilmore has no prior record, Your Honor.

I wonder how beer tastes with ice cream in it.

This was unforgivable, Lorelai.

Now, she's taken a bit of a stumble, but we can get her back on the right track.

- with the company's pension fund. - $94 million in accounting fraud.

Given the undisputed facts,

- You know, we should be very mad at you. - Why?

"And then she had me watched by a surly, barking Frenchman

- You did not. - I did.

Okay, everybody, listen up!

Well, I have to say, this is a charming little courtroom.

Thanks. Well, I've got some work to do. I'll talk to you guys later.

- I'll walk you out, Charlie. - I'll see you on Tuesday, young lady.

Like I'm a puppy fetching slippers and giving my paw for a liver treat.

Hi. So, how's your bill looking? Everything okay?

Well, I've been avoiding her for two days.

- Can you just open this door, Taylor? - What do you need in the store?

I think that was the ring that Lulu had her eye on.

- I need that. - Listen, I know I'm not Rory.

- You live here? - Home sweet home.

"Why would you do that? Now we'll both die."

Really old women need companionship, Luke.

You have a suitcase full of rings.

Now, assuming this is indeed a onetime occurrence,

Kids would be good.

and when I heard what happened to you, it really freaked me out.

Well, Rory, the first thing that's going to happen

There's a purse-shoe incident

Well, this is completely unacceptable. Rory needs something to wear to court.

Get those tables on the truck! Hustle, people, hustle!

before he invades my dance space.

Well, you know your mother, Rory. Everything's the end of the world.

I made a much bigger mistake than this when I was much younger.

We're all striving for the same goal. We want Rory happy and healthy.

The important thing is you're getting married.

I just want to be happy right now.

- Unbutton the sweater a little. - Emily, stop it.

But I don't... Did she leave anything for me?

- It's very serious! - I'm right here.