Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, it's only a paper moon, Dad.

- About 8:30? - Sounds super.

I don't care who you are. I don't care who your family is.

Oh, don't "Richard, please" me, you two-bit double-talker.

I don't want to understand. I want to leave. I'm starving.

All right. I will consider this matter settled.

- No. - Hosanna, draw Rory a bath, please.

I don't think that duck stopped flying until it hit Paraguay.

- That is it. - Grandpa.

She's my pace car. She's my Bjorn Borg. Without her, I'll get lazy.

Oh, wait a minute. I think I have a case of Zima in the back.

You've been working with my daughter way too long.

The cart's outside to take you to your car.

Okay, that's it. Race is over.

I just had to take one last early morning ride around the town

is the reason that she's suddenly Blue Lagooning it right out of school.

I have her here looking at fabric samples.

- What are you talking about, Kirk? - Well, Lorelai proposing to you like that,

before I checked out. I can't wait to tell people about this place.

I'm not going back to school.

Logan, do you remember that time that you left the classroom

Yeah. Morey proposed to me spontaneously.

- It's a pleasure meeting you, Rory. - You, too.

- Oh, really? - Yes.

- She's okay? - Trust me. She's just fine.

- You are wrong. - Nope.

- Oh, well... - Did you get down on one knee?

Yeah. Something to commemorate the moment.

That's great, Grandpa. Take your time. I have no home life.

We'll go over things, I'll take him out for a cup of coffee...

Aren't you worried that one night you're going to sleepwalk

As soon as we get married we have to move.

for the kids that we don't have to have.

- Or will Lorelai be the one paying for it? - No. She will not be paying for it, Kirk.

Do I have to hear it now? I have so many things to...

Don't write it down and whatever you do, don't tell the maid.

Your creepy friendships with really old women might do the trick.

- Well, you don't have to answer so... - Yes.

the most you'll get is a little community service.

And if there's one thing I have very little tolerance for,

- You couldn't help it. - What are you talking about?

- Fine. I'll talk to you later. - Tell Charlie thanks for the doll for me.

Well, I know your National Guard unit didn't get called up,

I could cut it with some festive ketchup.

But if you need to talk to someone, you can always call me.

- Hey! - I'm not duty bound to do so,

The last time you were mellow you had a 104 fever.

Because I happen to be in possession

"not to be at home when I came by for Rory's things."

Oh, how did I screw it up so fast?

I think vacation's coming at just the right time for her.