Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm ordering 300 hours of community service

I will not restrain myself.

When you commit a crime, Miss Gilmore, there must be consequences. Period.

It wasn't the weather, and it wasn't the duck call. It was you.

Yes, but Sinatra didn't sing about the Spanish Foreign Legion.

And you shouldn't be. Everything will be fine.

Luke "Table for One" Danes

I understand that a plea agreement has been reached.

- So, what do you think? - I think you got some great choices here.

but we can just have one kid.

- Did you take her somewhere special? - Did you hide the ring in anything?

I even checked the laundry to make sure

- I'm on my own. - You have no furniture.

But I didn't mean we had to have any kids. 'Cause we don't.

- Hey, sorry I'm late. - It's okay.

Look, I'll take care of finding the ring, okay?

Is it stuffy in here?

because Mr. Breaking Away over there can't shower

Yes, Your Honor.

- This is perfect. It looks like Lorelai. - It sure does.

I always thought it was a turtle.

- Fine. - Thank you.

She's gonna be 21 in October.

She did nothing. Nothing's packed. Nothing's ready to go.

You don't get to be the romantic one. The one to sweep her off her feet.

Logan has a talent for doing nothing that's yet to be matched by man or actual sloth.

I can't wait to tell the girls at the club all about it.

- Yeah, well, what do you need, Babette? - I need confirmation on a rumor.

Scorpion says to the frog,

It's a nice offer, Paris, but I can't.

- Where? - Top shelf. Top shelf.

I don't care. He smells. They all smell.

So drink, dinner, movie, that's really what we're doing tonight?

Yep. A family get-together is like a Lollipop Guild Convention.

- A house full of kids? - And a plant. Don't forget the plants.

Scorpion says, "Will not, 'cause then we'd both drown."

- Nothing. I got nothing. - No, you must have something.

Like I need to be watched.

I'll go with you.

- Sick? You look pasty. - I'm not sick.

I want this square packed up and cleared out in 10 minutes.

I mean... But, we can.

- She left me. - But, I just... I can't...

Oh, well, wonder of wonder, miracles of miracles, right?

Rory's been my only real competition since she showed up at Chilton.

Now, I've got some things for you.

- Hello? - Lorelai. Wonderful.

and they'll listen to their stories and care about their dosage, they are grateful.

- Right here. - Okay.

King of the sloths, huh?

I need her to be at Yale.

- Where the hell is he? - There.

- And then we will agree on a plea bargain. - Really? No trial?

She's the only one who's ever challenged me.

So, I was thinking maybe you'd like to move in with us.