Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm not bored because I'm six.

Well, this is absolutely incredible. Does she think this is a funny thing to do?

Just... You can walk, Babette. Just walk, Babette, please.

Thank you, Mr. Davenport. I swear I will never need your help again.

but it's all going to be fine. Lorelai has it completely under control.

Okay, I feel a lipstick crisis coming on. I'll be right back.

Maggie, I want you to start breaking all this stuff down.

Nothing happened. People take time off.

We were playing Twister. Did I not mention that?

They tell their children, then their children grow up and rob you.

- and she will be at your house at 11:00. - Fine.

The fact of the matter is your mother and I were just trying to do the right thing.

All kings must be dethroned eventually. And this year, that crown will be mine.

My client is duly remorseful

And now I finally have an excuse.

You can be anything you want. Except a diplomat.

Michel, just chill out with the spray, okay?

I just didn't want you to think that

- Okay? - Okay.

I am just going to spend my days

- As of just a few minutes ago. - Well, what do you know.

Richard, you're standing on my foot.

Okay, Babette. Slow down. I'm not going anywhere.

- Do what? - How did you propose to Lorelai?

I hate shopping for furniture. For me, kids are easier.

- Come on. - Where are we going?

The light guys go on golden time in five minutes!

I should never have listened to you.

- For sale again, huh? - Yes.

And since I assume you've torn up all of my notes, I will read them to you.

He bought you a doll for your birthday once.

I've retained the services of Charlie Davenport as her attorney.

He is a swell guy and a top lawyer. You must remember him?

You're young. These are the good days.

Well, of course she's up, Richard.

- Good night. - Good night.

- Well, I think it's something to consider. - Grandpa, no.

As the frog is going down he says,

Oh, nothing. Sorry. Thanks.

I drive all the way from Hartford...

Of course, the laundry basket, I'm gonna want back.

I've been dying to get my hands on this dump for ages.

- Come on. - You should get a real cash register, Luke.

- No. - I probably should've.

- Or should I be talking to Lorelai? - Go away, Kirk.

- Wow. - Who told you this?

Well, fine. Apparently, there's an oil well in the middle of Stars Hollow

Drag her back here and tie her up and not let her loose

It was apocalyptic highlights. I looked like a Tim Burton character.

- Lorelai, why don't you sit and calm down? - I am calm. I'm fine.

- Who is Lorelai Gilmore? - I am. That's my real name.

- Oh, boy. - I have to talk to you!

You guys must be pretty jazzed, though. I mean, you finally did it.

Hand me an envelope and don't ever do that again.