Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Disgraceful behavior, even by your standards.

is that I am going to have a little face-to-face

Which is how I got that ring you're holding right now.

Just give it to me. Hey, who was first?

I was using it as a step stool, but I'm sure it's okay.

- Did I ever tell you this story? - No.

It's Paris and I need to talk to you right now.

- A rift? - Big rift. Very serious.

One too many has a delightful immediacy.

So dramatic. Ladies and gentlemen, Lorelai Barrymore.

Okay. So, do I put them back in the bubble wrap or...

Key to the pool house, key to the main house, key to the garage.

I don't hate you. Why would I hate you?

All hail Rory Gilmore. Future queen of the sloths.

- It's closed. - These small town hours.

Old Widow Mason.

So, we've got clothes, books, stuffed animals.

I hate small town hours.

not to mention your family's standing in the community,

Yeah, well, thank God. He's got a good ass.

Oh, well, don't you worry, I'll take care of that.

Are you sure you want to celebrate now?

We need something to toast this moment with.

Yep. Babette had me stocking it for a while.

You can pull some of that supermom crap that you always do

And that concludes the floor show portion of the evening.

They have a Liquor Barn there.

to make an entrance for that mock debate and you ended up in Atlantic City?

I have a certificate of authenticity for every one of these babies.

- Oh, please, not you, too. - I'm sorry, what?

You know, I've been getting pretty close to proposing to Lulu myself,

Did you give Paris your real cell number?

- What's that? - It's just the intercom.

It's making me sick.

- Okay. - Okay.

Kirk, I paid you for the ring. In fact, I've overpaid you for the ring.

So, I have a matter to discuss with you.

Very Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice, minus Bob.

nothing was waiting to be washed. Okay? We good?

- My God. - There. That's all of her stuff.

is long reigning king of the sloths.

I know that you think some sort of con has been perpetrated on you.

It's a big house and we don't have to fill it up with kids, you know.

I want to individualize it to my taste.

- Michel. - I'm all over it.

- So we wanna hear the whole thing. - The whole play-by-play.

Come on. Let's go. I thought you were starving.

- So, what are you gonna do? - About what?

- So, that's it? - That's it.

that I wouldn't have listened to anyone in that situation

Lorelai, it's your mother. I want to thank you