Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Officer: 32,108.

WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THE NYLON DOT CARDIGAN

TO THE NUMBER OF VOTES CAST.

EYES DOWN FOR FIRST PRIZE--

MIND YOU, AT LEAST SHE CAN ACT A BIT.

NO, I JUST WANT TO GET MARRIED.

WELL, THE CHARABANC'S HERE.

I DIDN'T ORDER ANY DUNG.

Man: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

WELL, NO, NO, IT WASN'T ON THE FORM.

THEY'RE DOING A PRIZEWINNING DOCUMENTARY ON ME.

AND APPARENTLY WALES IS NOT SWINGING AT ALL.

TARQUIN FIN-TIM-LIN-BIN-WHIN- BIM-LIN-BUS-STOP-F'TANG-F'TANG- OLE-BISCUITBARREL--

Agnes: YES, BLACK AS THE ACE OF SPADES.

PLEASE GIVE YOUR LITTLE DAUGHTER THIS.

AND THAT'S ALL FOR THIS WEEK, BUT TO CLOSE OUR PROGRAM

I'M SORRY, BUT...

TO THE FAIRFAX ATKINSON TROPHY

( counting in gibberish )

WELL, A BIT... AN HOUR.

( fires pistol )

TO JAMES GILBERT AT LEICESTER.

POSSIBLY, POSSIBLY GASTROENTERITIS-- GERALD.

WELL THIS IS LARGELY AS I PREDICTED

NOW, THIS IS A SILENT FILM

THE POLLING'S BEEN QUITE HEAVY IN BOTH AREAS.

NOW HERE'S A TIME CHECK:

( romantic musicplaying )

YOU'RE MY ONLY CHANCE.

THERE WERE SOME PEOPLE

WELL, WE HAVE WITH US TONIGHT ONE OF YOUR FILMS, REAR WINDOW

HELLO, FROM HARPENDEN.

LADIES, GENTLEMEN AND BOYS, PLEASE DO NOT PANIC.

SO PERHAPS YOU COULD TALK US THROUGH IT.

( cheering and applause )

I'M ABSOLUTELY FLAT BROKE.

NO, SUPER... WELL, I THINK

Woman: FINALLY, ADD THE SLICED MEAT

A LOUD BUZZING NOISE IN MY LEFT EAR.

A FULLY MOTORIZED PIG

COULD BE A BIT OF TROUBLE THERE.

A PRIZE WHICH THEY CAN FLOG BACK

( audio stops )

HE'S ENGAGED TO ME.