Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

THE THING IS, TIMMY

NOW WE TURN TO THE LIGHTER SUBJECT OF SPORT

THIS IS MOST INTERESTING.

I COULD GET A DIVORCE, I SUPPOSE

NOW, THE FIRST PRIZE IS

Officer: MR. ELSIE ZZZZZZZZZ....

THEM AND THEIR SMELLY COOKING.

WE'RE GETTING BAD SOUND, OKAY?

AND VOILA-- A MEAL FIT FOR A...

DON'T SLEEP IN THE SUBWAY

YOU ARE A VERY SILLY MAN, AND I'M NOT GOING TO INTERVIEW YOU.

ONLY THEY SYNDICATE THESE PHOTOGRAPHS TO AMERICA.

WELL, THERE'S A SWING HERE TO THE SILLY PARTY

CAN YOU HELP ME, PLEASE, TIMMY?

DO NOT PANIC, DON'T LOOK ROUND, THIS BUILDING IS SURROUNDED.

ALL RIGHT IN THE END

FOOLISHLY, HE IGNORED IT.

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH

BUT A MAN WANTED BY THE POLICE.

ONLY SNOWDON'S BEEN RETOUCHING MY PROFILE

AND RAY TO FIX IT UP.

Man: WHOO, WHEE!

I'VE GOT THREE CHILDREN, AND I'M AT MY WITS' END.

( man clears throat )

SO AS NOT TO AFFECT THE SALES.

SUITS ME, SIR, SUITS ME.

I'M SORRY, SASHA, WE'RE JUST ABOUT TO GET ANOTHER RESULT.

A LITTLE SMILE, PLEASE.

WITH OUR BOOK-OF- THE-MONTH-CLUB DUNG.

THROATWOBBLER MANGROVE!

OH, I'M UNSTUCK.

PETER, YOU KNOW TONY FROM THE MAIL, DON'T YOU?

AND IT'S BOUND TO HAVE AN ENORMOUS IMPACT

THAT'S ALL RIGHT, SIR.

( officer clearing throat )

COME ON, EVERYBODY.

CAN I JUST COME IN HERE AND SAY

THE VERY FIRST TIME I'VE EVER APPEARED ON TELEVISION?

IF THERE'S BEEN NO INTERRUPTION AT THE END OF THE YEAR

SORRY, I WAS ON THE PHONE TO AMERICA.

IF PETER JUST SITS IN, DO YOU?

WHICH ENDS WITH A GUN BATTLE AT A PUBLIC SCHOOL.

I'M GLAD TO GET YOU ON YOUR OWN.

IT'LL FIT HERE-- IT'S TOP-CLASS EXCREMENT.