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Woman 1: AND THEY BREED LIKE RABBITS.

I'VE TURNED DOWN SEVERAL PEOPLE ALREADY.

MOVE EVERYTHING INTO THE MAIN BEDROOM

THANK YOU, SPIKE.

( playing final notes )

YOU PROBABLY NOTICED THAT I DIDN'T SAY

WE'VE WON YOU IN A POLICE RAFFLE.

AND MR. LINDSAY ANDERSON'S FILM, IF

I DIDN'T SEE THAT IN THE ADVERTS.

Man 3: I WANT TO GET MARRIED, PLEASE.

ON THE LEFT OF THE RETURNING OFFICER

BUT IT'S SO NICE HAVING THIS LITTLE CHAT.

WELL, AS I WAS SAYING, TIMMY

( woman continues giggling )

A CRATE OF SEARCH WARRANTS

LIKE AT MY OLD SCHOOL WHERE, BY A COINCIDENCE

WELL, THIS IS A HIGHLY SIGNIFICANT RESULT.

IT'D PROBABLY BE VERY MESSY-- COLIN.

I FORGIVE YOU-- LOVERS' TIFF.

WITH A HIGH PROPORTION OF PEOPLE WHO AREN'T A BIT SILLY

WITH THE FEW RESULTS THAT YOU MAY HAVE MISSED

THAT'S NOT MY NAME.

AND A WEEKEND FOR TWO WITH A SKINHEAD OF YOUR OWN CHOICE.

RAINDROPS KEEP FALLING ON MY HEAD

WE'LL BE BACK AGAIN SAME TIME NEXT WEEK.

Announcer: I GET SO BORED, I GET SO BLOODY BORED.

AS BREACH OF PROMISE, SIR.

AT THE END OF THAT WEEK WE GET ANOTHER LARGE FEE.

WE MUST DO THIS AGAIN MORE OFTEN.

WELL THIS IS LARGELY AS I PREDICTED

WELL, HOW MANY ROOMS HAVE YOU GOT, THEN?

OR SHOULD I HAVE TO COME TO YOURS

LUTON, NORMALLY A VERY SENSIBLE CONSTITUENCY

PETER'S WRITING A BOOK ON ME.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

TODAY I WANT TO TELL YOU A STORY.

"OF AN OMNISCIENT WILL.

THAT THE SWONG HAS CHOKED ITSELF TO DEATH?

PERHAPS WE COULD DO A TRIBUTE

IN ITS FINE RECORD OF...

STILL, IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE DUNG, ISN'T IT?

AND ER... MARY WHITEHOUSE HAS JUST TAKEN UMBRAGE.