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( echoing ): BLOODY HELL, WHERE ARE THE LIGHTS?

ARE YOU MR. AND MRS. P. FORBES OF 7, THE STUDIOS, ELSTREE?

YOU'RE NOT THE FIRST PERSON TO ASK ME TODAY.

AND SO THE SILLY PARTY HAS TAKEN LUTON.

DID YOU GET THAT SHOT ALL RIGHT, SOUND?

AND AT 10:30, WE'LL BE JOINING BBC 2 IN TIME FOR 10:33.

THE FIRST GAIN OF THE ELECTION-- NORMAN.

PERSONALLY, I PREFER MORE CLASSICAL DISHES.

THE ANNUAL PRIZE-GIVING IS GOING ON AT THIS VERY MOMENT.

Man: WHOO, WHEE!

IN THE FIELD OF APPLIED MATHEMATICS.

AND OF COURSE, THE VERY LARGE SWING BACK TO THE SENSIBLE PARTY

YOU CAN COLLECT IT AT RECEPTION-- NOW, GO AWAY.

YES, YOU DID, SIR.

( softjazz playing )

ANYWAY, LET'S GO STRAIGHT OVER

AM I A TEENY BIT LATE?

I DON'T THINK WE DO.

YOU GET GONE WITH THE WIND

LOST ALL THE TENSION.

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH

GiLbert: WELL, IT'SA STRAIGHT FIGHT HEREAT LEICESTER.

WAS SIMILAR TO STANLEY KUBRICK'S.

Woman 2: HEY, CUPIE!

HE'S MARRYING ME, FIRST, SIR.

WE HAVE THE FOREIGN SECRETARY, WHO HAS JUST RETURNED

BUT HOW BIG A SWING I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU.

CAN I JUST BUTT IN AT THIS POINT AND SAY THIS IS IN FACT

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

HOW ARE THE LOVELY FAMILY?

( cheering, applause )

SIR CHARLES AVERY, EMPLOYERS' REORGANIZATION COUNCIL

Man: YOU'RE A LOONY.

AND THREE YEARS LATER HE DIED OF...

OH! OH, HERE THEY ARE.

WELL, SO MUCH FOR POLITICS

TO PRESENT THE PRIZES IN THIS CENTENARY YEAR.

THE FRENCH LIEUTENANT'S WOMAN, THEN?

Great amount of morons, sir

( audience laughter )