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SEE, WOULD YOU COME TO MY PLACE
THERE IS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
I WANT TO BE ON TELEVISION.
JUST BECAUSE HE HAD BLOODY GRACE KELLY
STILL, IF YOU'RE KEEN.
HAVE YOU RECENTLY BOUGHT A NEW COOKER, SIR?
IT'SA THREE-CORNERED FIGHT
AND A SPECIAL FEE FOR A GUEST APPEARANCE
Officer: 9,112.
Great amount of morons
Mario Coin Magnets | Gamer Gear | Boo Tees
A LOUD BUZZING NOISE IN MY LEFT EAR.
I'M NOT SORRY TO INTERRUPT.
BUT PLEASE MAKE UP YOUR MIND.
Woman 1: OOH, THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD
READS ONE OF HER MOST FAMOUS POEMS.
BUT IT'S NOT AS SIMPLE AS THAT.
HEREAT LUTON
MR. L.F. DIBLEY'S FINIAN'S RAINBOW.
HELLO, GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO IT'SA LIVING.
I'M AFRAID I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING.
I AM THE BISHOP OF EAST ANGLIA.
WELL, THINGS TURNED OUT
Officer: ALAN JONES...
SUCH A LOVELY WAITER!
GOES TO... PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF CHINA!
ALL RIGHT.
LOOK, I JUST WANT YOU TO MARRY ME TO...
BUT IT'S PRONOUNCED "THROATWOBBLER MANGROVE."
( laughter )
YOU DON'T MIND IF PETER JUST SITS IN, DO YOU?
Officer: MALCOLM PETER BRIAN TELESCOPE ADRIAN UMBRELLA STAND JASPER
AND HOW ABOUT THE SWANG?
THREE FABULOUS NEW PRIZES HAVE JUST BEEN ADDED:
DARLING, THERE'S A MAN HERE
I HEARD A TEENY RUMORLETTE THAT YOU WERE MARRIED.
EACH WEEK WE GET A LARGE FEE.
HELLO, MARIO.
YOU TOOK OUT THE TUMMY REFERENCE, DIDN'T YOU?
BARTON MANNERING
BOOK-OF- THE-MONTH CLUB?
DO GO ON, NIGEL.
THIS SCHOOL TAKES VERY JUSTIFIABLE PRIDE
HE SEES THE MURDER.
NO, WE HAVEN'T TIME BECAUSE WE'RE GOING
WE HAVEN'T GOT TIME.
BYE!
( blows horn )
PSST!
I'VE EVER APPEARED ON TELEVISION?
( three shots )
( crying out )
OH, YOU DON'T MIND
MY LORD MAYOR, LADY MAYORESS...
TILL THEN, BYE-BYE.
LOOK, I'M ALREADY ENGAGED.
WHO SAID MY FILM, 2001:: A SPACE ODYSSEY