Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"WHEN GOOD AND ILL SO INTERTWINE BUT TO FULFILL THE VAST DESIGN
IT MIGHT BE FROM LEICESTER OR FROM LUTON.
( jabbering )
PLEASE DON'T TRIFLE WITH MY AFFECTIONS.
WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THAT, NORMAN?
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WHEN I SIGNED THE FORM.
UNLESS HE'S AN M.P.
( laughter )
AND A TENDENCY TO WOBBLE UP AND DOWN IN THE MIDDLE
THE WINNERS WILL RECEIVE AN ADDITIONAL FEE
( doorbell rings )
( splat )
SUPER, SUPER, SUPER.
A LOUD BUZZING NOISE IN MY LEFT EAR.
THAT'S NOT A RESULT, THAT'S A BIT OF GOSSIP.
What's that bloody racket?
WHO'S SUPPOSED TO BE SO BLOODY WONDERFUL
YES, AND I'M ALREADY MARRIED.
( cheering )
YES, SIR... THIS WAY, EH?
( laughter )
Officer: 26,317...
IT'S NOT EVEN A PROPER NOSE.
IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU.
DARLING, IT'S THE MILK MARKETING BOARD.
DAME IRENE STOAT, WHO CELEBRATES HER 85th BIRTHDAY THIS MONTH
( laughter )
WELL, I'VE WORKED OUT THE SWING, BUT IT'S A SECRET.
IT WAS ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC.
WE'VE HAVING A DINNER PARTY!
( grunting )
OR A BISHOP ONLY THREE DRINKS IN TOTO.
NOW THEN, THE FIRST PRIZE IS THIS BEAUTIFUL SILVER CUP
DO GO ON-- THIS IS MOST INTERESTING.
WILL BE ABLE TO SEE IT AGAIN THIS FRIDAY
YES.
...SCHOLARSHIP AND SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT...
( laughter )
Officer: 12,441.
WHAT, THOSE TWO, GETTING MARRIED?
OH! AH! OH!
THE END.
WELL, THERE WAS NO ONE THIS YEAR
( muffled ): GOOD EVENING.
THE GRANVILLE CUP FOR FRENCH UNSEEN TRANSLATION.
TIMMY, CAN WE JUST GO
I'LL INTERRUPT ANYTHING
THE MURDERER'S COME INTO THE ROOM TO KILL HIM
ON THE RIGHT, SLIGHTLY SILLY.
YOU'RE SURE YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED.
I'M AN HOUR LATE FOR THE ISRAELI EMBASSY.
OH, DEAR, I HAD MY HEART SET ON A CHURCH WEDDING.
NO, DARLING, YOU COULD TELL IT BETTER.
IT WAS GREAT.
ARTHUR NORMAN MICHAEL