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Come on, math, you dick
Oh, God, this is so disgusting. I think I'm gonna puke.
everyone: drinks beer. me:
Stand up! You're gonna break that thermometer.
Uh...
Time dilation, in forward time,
Hey Lois I’m home from the clam and I’m horny
With a penis and no vagina.
Well, I guess you can call me the Man of La Munch-a. (CHUCKLES)
but you did it.
Bloody hell!
I don't know what the hell you did with all your messing around, Brian,
You know, I forgot what a man cave I had in Lois' uterus.
- Next time won't you sing with me? - Now I know my A-B-Cs
Brian, there you are. Where have you been?
gorilla
fuck fucking cock fuck cock cock
Cleveland left Quahog quite some time ago,
Does no one in this house have any dignity?
It's Peter and Chris. Sounds like they're in trouble.
I've just been through some sort of major trauma.
All right, could it be as simple as this?
(PETER AND CHRIS GROANING)
Hey, what's going on over there?
Okay, Seamus, today's the day you finally ask out that barista.
You've got
Invert time flow.
Stewie, what does that even mean? I don't get it.
All right, think, think. What do I do? What do I do?
Like that time I forgot what came after "G" and had to fake it.
My dreams are just dreams! No! I wanna stay home, daddy! Daddy!