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Uh, I think it's still upstairs.
He won't know what hit him.
I-I got a job in Italy. I am about to go to the airport.
You know, let it out.[ Sighs ]
[ Both laugh ]
There.
a rotation of your spine, okay?
Oh, wow. Whole family of doctors.
Oh, shut up.
Maybe we didn't think this through.
that was a marriage.
Yeah, well, look, I, uh --
Ah.
And now I'm here, and if the ambulance comes,
You know, she got stuck in surgery.
♪ Is when we'll make it through to some better days ♪
No, I'm -- I'm a firefighter.
Maya, this is not something you do
I'm not just some damsel you need to keep rescuing, Jack.
and donate it to somebody who needs it.
That's not why we would be getting married.
I will never leave you!
It's fine. It's a lot.
How about, um, sex?
Maya, breathe.
[ Sighs ] You would think that seeing vaginas
[ Vocalizing ]
When I tried to tell you about it, you called it
Inara: Uh, we live in Apartment 14.
The anesthesiologist will be in shortly
Maybe we're just not meant to be together forever.
[ Siren wailing in distance ]
I risk, you know, damaging your spine --
...1.
until you started getting sad about me leaving.
It just -- It just happened!
I'm actually a surgeon.
[ Cellphone rings ]Mm.
Um, but just try to stay still in the process, okay?
Aren't you supposed to be in surgery right now?
Carina, I -- I don't know if I want kids,
Mm.
Marry me.
less interested in sex with women,
I mean... Oh.
♪ Your hands were made for praise ♪
What am I supposed to do? I was awful. She was awful.
You have a son? Adopted.
[ Whimpering ] Ah!
Is -- Is that bad?
"Attention, young people.
[ Grunting ]
Uh, I called 911.
Benjamin Warren.
No, I don't. Yeah, you can't.
Hey, Warren, give 'em hell.
I am trying to lead my team through
We are doing the other way.
Andy: Is today a glued-to-the-news day off,
Uh, you'renot. Iam.
We don't need to be married to that.
You should be celebrating the fact that her country
No, marriage -- the kind the government says is okay --
that I never actually asked you how you felt.
ripped open by a baby's head would make me
Oh.
And I mean it in the most unimaginable --
and my life -- my life will be over!
Do we?
Oh, all right.
♪♪
[ Laughs ]Thinks we don't know.
No.
No, I -- I, uh --