Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The A's were on page one ofthe New York Times.

So, what do you do?

I'm not. You're picking mine. Giambi's name alone is worth more.

I question whether the bat speed's there.

we will lose to the Yankees out there.

Okay, let me talk to my owner. I'll call you back.

he drives it, it pops off the bat.

they have their hands on the switch,

Well, don't do that. Don't go on the Internet. Or watch tv or read newspapers. Or talk to … people.

I'm looking at the spring-training roster.

Oh, sorry, yeah. I just talked to her on her cell. She's coming up the hill.

It's coming along. Picking it up.

You ready? I'm ready.

Everytime my mom says anything

Hattie gets on base more than Pena.

Ugly girlfriend means no confidence.

But when I sell him back for twice the amount next year, I keep the money.

me explaining why I know what tentacle porn is to my co workers

he always gets bloody.

I hear you hired Bill Sandillo

This is really the kickoff to the holiday season here in downtown Seattle.

I wanna milk the last ounce of work you got in you what do you say we do that

Because she… GET$ on BA$E!!!

play like one tonight.

If he's a good wolf Why isnt he wolfing

but I'd call whoever's interested

I'm Just saying 6 at best

No that’s just logic Who’s Fabio?

Oh, come on. "Come on" what?

I don't give a rat's ass what your name is.

If there was, could we afford him? Nope.

After I left, you looked me up on your computer.

We're going to 20! We're going to 20!

You're crushing the ball.

Andrew tell him its incredibly hard

It's not just the offense, not Thad Bosley and the hitters.

lefties vs. righties. "

The problem we're trying to solve is that there are rich teams

I'll do that, but we got Pena, who can play first.

Buddy will help you with the plane flight.

I hate losing I HATE

You're such a loser, Dad You're such a loser, Dad

Throw in, say...

Just got off the phone with Dan. You didn't.

i’ve heard enough of this conversation

A true five-tool player with speed. This guy is a can't-miss prospect.

Longest winning streak for them that year? Nine.

Okay. Let me- Hold on one second, please.

"Well... Well... "? That's all you got to say?

And I'll give you a nickel's worth of free advice.

If he's a Good hitter Why doesn't he hit good?

How can you not be romantic about sports entertainment?

I heard five in a row. You got the Were Done Here matchups?

This is the way we do business in Cleveland.

So Garcia's gonna be a no. You're kidding me, right?

That's it? Pfft.

Pro Baseball Analytical, Hitting & Defensive Coach Bill Sandillo

There are the giants then team USA And then there are the angels

Where on the field Is the $.50 your saving on toilet paper

We have to replace three key players in our lineup.

This is a code that I've written for our year-to-year projections.

Please don't show it to anyone else.

It's Easy. Tell him Wash. It's incredibly hard

We're all told at some point we can no longer play the children's game.

Billy, of the 20,000 notable players for us to consider,

Michael with the Sunday scaries

We got to think differently.

The henhouse is there. I can't blame them?

To the left. I did.

Look, if we're trying to replace Giambi, this guy could be it.

Big spoon or little spoon? Little spoon.

If you were, our call wouldn't have been the only one you got.

I need another day.

Now batting, number 2, catcher, Brent Mayne.

How are the nerves in your fingers? You know.

This is not a discussion.

Wait a minute, let me get this straight.

I think it’s a good thing you got Joe off your payroll. I think it opens up all sorts of interesting possibilities.

Well, just you, sir.

He's a shortstop. He's a shortstop from Seattle.

I don't know where to go Can't do it alone, I've tried

ERA Does Not Matter

The all-time franchise record 17 straight

But she'll be back. Come in.

It’s incredibly hard

who can run, who can field, who can throw, who can hit,

He needs to look at what's going on.

If Miuras are such good clubs Why don't pros hit them so good?

Those same kids will be booing in July when the Yankees come here.

Jermey’s gone too

What happened in that room?

This is all of Jeremy's nightmares coming to life.

Does Pete really need to be here?

Soccer thinking is medieval

How was Boston?

I'm so scared But I don't show it

We got six weeks.

And I hate losing, Chavvie. I hate it.

That's not gonna happen.

If you lose the last game of the season no one gives a shit

But right now, Art Howe is the reason this team is winning.

Stop. I got Johnny for 7.5 or he doesn't play anywhere else.

Tell him mott.. it’s incredibly hard.

Well, baseball can hate him, you know.

of bringing in good young guys to fill that role.

I'm Peter Brand.

But when you swing at things- Your pitch is middle-in.

Billy, I- if it's not to win a championship?

No, I'm on my way to Visalia to see our minor-league team.

And that's what I want.

Tell him I'll pay for him.

I don't think we're asking the right question.

I like Sborz. No, you don't. Nobody likes him.

I don’t think so. He plays for the deeeez now

Even if the third baseman is back? No bunting whatsoever.

He had four hits in the series opener.

I really don't think you should do that.

Metcalf? Metcalf? Metcalf

Mike Sweeney with runners at first and third.

It bounces to the wall. One run is in. Two runs are in.

This is a war of attrition.

We cannot replace the Chiefs, but We can recreate the lost economic impact in the aggregate

I don't watch the games.

I know I've got to let it go

No, man, I'm not up for film right now.

Do you want me to speak?

Any other team wins the World Series, good for them.

When they say they’re still voting for Trump after Jan 6