Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're never gonna get another job

Well... In Oakland.

Whoa. Okay. Okay. Now you declare war on the system.

Social. Social. Like a greeter at the Gap.

How can you not be romantic about chadwick tromp

Let's go, Yankees!

that you asked me to do.

Good-looking ballplayer. Can he hit?

and my declining skills, some say, but I'm here to prove that wrong.

No, that's just logic. Who's Fabio?

And if things don't pan out, you move on.

It’s not that hard, Jazz.

with the budget that the A's have. Who are you gonna get?

We're not gonna do better next year.

This was in a game six weeks ago.

Venafro for Michaelson. Anderson. I don't know his name.

Playing in goal is not that hard, Aaron. Tell him, Henry. It's incredibly hard.

I wanted to say that New York was heartbreaking.

He’s an all-star, Dave!

How can you not be romantic about the 2022-2023 Utah Jazz?

I don’t watch the games

We arent going to replace spire we can recreate spire, in the aggregate

Fisher likes to keep the money in his pocket

I'm not asking you

If you lose the last game of the season nobody gives a shit

from a statistical, bean-counting point of view.

Well, let me think. What are you doing?

Karyna’s great. She’s supportive of this whole move

Now, this is no time to push the panic button.

Few scouts can go into the mind of a young man

YOU ARE OUTSIDE YOUR MIND

Guys you're still trying to replace Rogan. I'm telling you we can't do it. But we can recreate him in the aggregate.

I know the way they think, and they will erase us.

They're paying you $3.5 million to play against them.

And the A's now lead by a score of 11 to 3.

Oh, and, Scott. Yeah?

We want you to play setter Its not that hard

Guys, I keep telling you, we can’t replace Christian McCaffrey, but we can recreate him in the aggregate.

Major League Baseball thinks the way I think. You're not gonna win.

Oh, man, you played me. I'm just doing my job for my client.

Your goal shouldn't be to buy players. Your goal should be to buy wins.

They're standing, anticipating another trip

Suzanne, get me Ed Wade. Okay.

The Commish likes to keep the money on the field

You do not. I do not.

He had that back thing.

And now we've been gutted. We're like organ donors for the rich.

He throws the club head at the ball, and when he connects,

Butterflies. They're okay.

The Reds have now dropped five in a row

Congratulations.

What a series that is gonna be in the next...

that the New York Mets would be making to Billy.

Fourteen, the longest run this year.

The fact of the matter is, this is not about statistics, this is about people.

Schott hung up.

were fundamentally not a sound baseball team.

You're worrying about me.

Bill Cope. Brian’s going on The block. You're my first call.

Recreate 45s In the aggregate

Cleaning house.

Kinda guy who walks into a room his dick has already been there for two minutes.

Guys, I keep telling you, we can’t replace Christian McCaffrey, but we can recreate him in the aggregate.

You got a scout here with 29 years of baseball experience.

I've been there. I know you have.

You thinking Rincon? His season's done. He's lost faith.

I've sat at those kitchen tables with you

It's a metaphor

Hal likes to keep the wi-fi money on the field

You know, Oakland Giambi's jerseys and hats and pictures and posters?

What about the Mets for Venafro? You offered him to the Giants.

Billy Beane, an interesting pick, turned down a scholarship.

I love you. Love you too.

I think we have to remember this is the man.

We’re going to 2 milly We’re going to 2 milly

This is about you doing your job and me doing mine.

Get her a bowling ball for all I care.

I need more money. We don't have any.

Peter Brand. Billy.

He's gonna be a good hitter against big-league arms?

Suzanne, Steve Phillips.

It's A Metaphor

What do you do?

You knucklehead.

It's an Unfair Game

Daindu, Jeremy, you've pick to play in the T20 1XI

Group chats & gifs are the moon to him.

Come on. Seriously.

You can't blame Art Howe.

So do you have any ideas?

for the first time since 1992.

Mark - Jhett and Terry Let’s be honest

How can you not be romantic about Soccer?

La-la-la-la-la.

It's day one of the first week. You can't judge this yet.

I never seen nothing like that.

and a pretty impressive apprenticeship.

why you're working at Dick's Sporting Goods.

I like guys that got a little hair on their ass.

After that, I'll take a good long look at your contract.

When you get the answer you are looking for, Hang up.

I think it's a good thing that you got Damon off your payroll.

You guys quit distracting him.

You may not look like a winning team compared to ones that pay long term deals.but you are one

Billy- I know these guys.

He'll be fine, Ed.

He sounds like a seahawk already

with who we know that can play?

I'm willing to trade Jeremy Giambi for it.

one of which is the luxury to disregard what baseball likes,

Two-two pitch, here it is.

Nabers Re-create him in the aggregate

That's the deal you made. Boston just upped it to 7.75.

Hey, Billy. Hey, Mark.

A one-year contract means the same thing to a manager as to a player.

Can you do that?

You'll do better next year. But we were close, though.

You wanna give up baseball to become a scout?

He is a freak, and not in a good way.

Okay, okay, my turn. You don't have a crystal ball.

There’s good cornhole teams, and bad cornhole teams Then there’s 50 feet of shit, then there’s us

Wow, congrats. Thank you.

To be something I'm not

I don't know what Billy Beane and management understands about him.

Bla bla bla bla bla

Billy, we're a small-market team, and you're a small-market GM.

and our 240-pound catcher, Jeremy Brown,

What's your biggest fear?

Why not? Well, you know we're being gutted.

"We are card couters at the blackjack table"

except for Barry Bonds.

Ah. And where would I get something like that?

We wanna go with Hattie.

Soda. Yeah, I don't want my guys paying for soda.

I don't think he does very often.

Can we talk? Uh, yeah.

It was really an accomplishment. Well, that's nice.

I don't see it. Seriously, guys.

Hi, Mr. Schott, it's Peter Brand. I apologize for putting you on hold.

I just told Bruce I like Garcia. You like Garcia. Why?

We're going to 20! We're gonna take the AL record to 20, baby!

That's what we're gonna do.

The problem… Is that there are rich teams and there poor teams

"We are Card counters at the blackjack table"

Good morning. Good morning, Billy.