Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Where'd you go to school? Yale. I went to Yale.

We're all set. Okay.

Actually, 51. I don't know why I lied just then.

Billy, this is your decision, and whatever that decision is,

Are you on your way to the stadium?

That's what losing sounds like.

We're looking at a guy that's a potential superstar for us in New York.

I just bought you from the Cleveland Indians.

Well, you know, the organization did a great job

I mean, anybody who's not tearing their team down right now

His on-base percentage is all we're looking at now.

Secondary Countries...

Dave. Pena's going on the block. You're my first call.

when Oakland went up two games to none on the Yanks in the ALDS,

They're drinking champagne, they get a ring.

This is building in the intelligence that we have to project players.

Nichole: Tell Him, Wells

We can't replace The wailing But we can recreate it in the aggregate

They made friends. That's, uh...

You agree with this?

Billy. You gotta carry the one.

First guy through the wall, he always gets bloody

I'm willing to trade Christian Hasker for it

He's hit everywhere along the line.

This team was written off.

I like Cease No you don't, nobody likes him

Ugly girlfriend means no confidence

Justice DH'ing, Pena on the bench,

In your typical A's fashion. They want a base runner here.

Yeah, yeah. Hang on, it's wet.

Well, sure you can.

Billy says he needs $225,000 for Ricardo Rincon.

That smell is getting worse. I'm on it.

ATC Staffing, Govt shutdown Then there's 50 ft of crap, then us

It sounds like you're apologizing for what they're doing.

He’s a luxury you can’t afford man

I want a couple bucks and a sweetener.

Come on, let's go. Get yourself loose.

It's like we're a farm system for the New York Yankees.

He's the traveling secretary for the team.

Don't be a hero and go to second.

A nice cushion, but you don't wanna give teams life

I don't need to watch. Joe, leave it on.

they'll dismiss us.

Billy, you're out of your depth.

Ray Fosse I don't know Glen Kuiper

You're trying to replace micah parsons

I was gonna leave a message.

It’s not that hard Bo. Tell him Wash

You have to steal, you have to bunt, you have to sacrifice.

You got a kid in there that's got a degree in economics from Yale.

You can't look at Kyle (#FnF) and tell him he was at the Dead & Co show anymore than I can. You can't.

If he’s a good player Then why doesn’t he play good

Chocolate sauce? Yes.

Do I care that I have a candidate with 6 super bowl rings?

Here's the deal. I'm getting Rincon. It's a done deal.

but one of the most effective relief pitchers in all baseball.

There’s theses guys… then there’s 50ft of crap… then there’s Seranthony

I really wanted to win here.

Bryce Harper willling to give 1st base a chance!

You want Pena on the bench?

We'll teach them to play Oakland A baseball.

At this moment, if a grounder's hit to first, nobody's there to stop it.

How do you know? Not my first baseball game.

You Traded Kadri

They were in Detroit today- He throws to first.

Just right here? Why don't we go over there?

Twenty-six, Double-A? Forget it.

They're making a joke out of the American League.

I got 37 free agents that are better than those three guys.

You're discounting what scouts have done for 150 years?

Why not ISIS in Iran ISIS can’t play in Iran

I'd Have Taken You In The Ninth Round. No Signing Bonus.

You are killing the Game

It’s not that hard to play first bish.

when they lost an 11-to-nothing lead

I agree with you. La-la-la-la-la.

Matt you’ve been traded

and a daughter I'd like to be able to send to college.

And forward face!

Billy was gonna go to college. He could've been a great quarterback.

MEANWHILE THOSE FOOLS AT SHRM

Mike, I can't have 26 guys in the clubhouse.

and the Giants can't.

They also took back-to-back series at Boston and at New York.

Is it fair to say the experiment has failed?

Steinbrenner's so pissed at his decline, he's willing to eat his contract to get rid of him.

Seriously...Who is Lee Rosenfeld?

Mabry? Maybe what?

Yes, sir. Okay.

Can I talk to you before you get started?

Let's go, Oakland!

You do not. I do not.

He would have to pick one or the other.

and we know what he can't do on the field.

You Traded Kenny?

His policies do not matter

There's some work to be done, I'll admit that, but he's noticeable.

I think they wanna wait and see.

Now, what we might be able to do is re-create him in the aggregate

He's supportive in rebuilding this team.

He's got a baseball body. Matty, who do you got?

Where’d u go to school? Ohio State.. I went to Ohio State.

That keeps us in the hunt. Exceptionally well.

Look, we’re gonna shake things up

after this catastrophic season you're about to set us all up for.

Dad, there's no way you're gonna lose your job, right?

We gotta have the funk

You couldn't hit that shit last night with a paddle.

The first pitch is moments away.

Is that supposed to make us easier to cut?

Like we're looking for Fabio.

Welcome to the WBC, G.B.

If he’s a goal scorer Why doesn’t he score goals?

Cleaning house.

I'm thinking Ricardo Rincon.

I think it's a good thing that you got MVB off your payroll.

Okay, good. What's the problem?

The Visalia Oaks

I'm not gonna fire you, Grady.

The all-time record of 20 does not seem impossible anymore.

Billy, man, um,

That's my bar my bar is here

I hate losing more than I even wanna win.

Between Bonds, Kent, Nen, Snow, San Francisco's never gonna do it.

That's what i'm talking about. a Selling machine

The A's pull within two of the Angels for the wild-card chase.

I'm hopeful your interest in professional baseball

Billy asked me to call you back. Tell him we want 225,000 for Rincon.

You guys try to analyze it from a numbers standpoint.

Because he's making the rest of the team look bad.

He walks in a room, his dick's already been there for two minutes.

How do you explain, otherwise, the victories they've come up with?

Because I'm amazing

This kind of thing, it's fun for the fans.

Racing back, Fick can't get it.

Really, what it's threatening is their livelihood, their jobs.

where it could get out of control for the Athletics.

Hey, anything worth doing is. And we're gonna teach you.

I pay you to get on first Not get thrown out at second

Billy, even if you could afford him, respectfully, we love him.

You gotta be kidding me. How so?

We gotta send someone down.

Hammered down the right-field line. Justice!

Yeah. I'm a player. You gotta cut me from the roster.

This son of a bitch is gonna win the Masters…

Check your reports or I'm gonna point at Pete.

Okay. I don't give a shit about friendship,

Do you-? This one's cool.

Yeah, I don't want my team paying for rent

He's gonna really help our season tickets early in the year,

There are bad callings, then 50 feet of crap And then ward clerk