Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, good jaw. Five-tools guy.

You are coming here on a dime. How does that make you feel?

All right. Your dad's not in trouble.

I’m just saying you can’t start Harry at CHF

No, I meant what women wear with... You know, decorative.

DENVER IS PAYING YOUR SALARY

They're professional ballplayers. Just be straight with them.

When so and so fails the drug test

I think he was more listening to Bruce than myself.

Nobody in the big leagues cares about him because he looks funny.

Sorry. I don't know. What the hell was that?

Which is strange after a 102-win season.

They're just not scoring enough.

This is the new direction of the A's.

You do know that he's been accepted to Stanford on a full scholarship?

You rather get a bullet to the head or five to the chest and bleed to death?

Hitting for Eric Byrnes,

Getting in my car at 4:30: “The Cardinals do lead 10 to nothing.”

Don't stop believin'

Seventy-five points.

No, I think we can judge it.

because he's got nonrepairable nerve damage in his elbow and can't throw.

GLOUCESTER's taken our kidneys Bath have taken our heart

You traded Pena?

Stott? Harrison. Ok

Do I care if it's a walk or a hit?

that's been released by half the organizations in baseball

Cooper Kauth Who?

Man, I've been doing this for...

I'm just saying, his girlfriend is a six at best.

Guys, you're still trying to Replace Dhoni, Iam Telling you We can't do it.But we can recreate him in the aggregate im

Yeah. It’s just you and me, Brooks.

I'm not in it for a ring.

No, you're playing me, and you're still playing me.

He's a career. 260 hitter. The best part of his career is over.

They drew first flash

Look, we're gonna shake things up.

No, not really. No.

I don’t know why I lied just then

Would you sing a little for your dad?

Go on the road with the team.

Gone. Yesterday's news.

And, Grady, can you interpret for us what's going on?

incredibly, have lost 14 of their last 17 games.

happened over the last four days at the Coliseum.

Do I care if a regular voter votes early or on EDay? You do not

The Mets are gonna stand behind Billy

Life is a maze And love is a riddle

Bowling a ball in the general direction of the batter

And there's a difference.

Sometimes you don't find out till you get to the big leagues...

Let me know if you change your mind and stay in California.

School kids to the nonconformist bus driver.

I'm not leaving here. I'm not- I can't leave here with that.

I'm a 44 year-old guy with a high school diploma.

If the stock if "worthless" why isn't it delisted?

I can't develop personal relationships with these guys.

The kinda guy who walks into a room, his dick has already been there for two minutes.

You may not look like a winning team.. but you are one

You're still trying to replace the dollar. you can't do it. what we can do it is recreate it. Recreate in the aggregate.

The problem is in the general manager's office with Billy Beane.

With a win today over the Twins, Oakland moves into the ALCS

Not many teams make it that far, and to watch you go that far was-

I respect you, Mr. Beane, and if you want full disclosure,

You gotta see more pitches.

and rebuilding it using your model,

Cause he throws first pitch balls

Bud to Horst when the bench got traded away

That man lies, more than anyone in Baseball

They call it Moneyball. Moneyball?

Take it back Or I'm gonna post about skiing

I think that's going to be a hard no on Cleveland ...

Awesome. Couldn't be better.

Well, you're gonna have to teach one of them.

Good, good, man.

The Oakland A's have tied the Philadelphia A's.

Excuse me, Carlos? Yeah?

He's gonna round first and he's gonna go for it.

Some do, some don't.

maybe I am, a little bit.

How could anyone not be romantic about twitter

I don’t watch the allstar break

Tell him, Wash. It's incredibly hard.

The Red Sox see Johnny Damon

An attitude is good.

No. I want a reliever and cash.

We gotta have the funk

Dan, You've been traded to the tigers

You can't replace bichette we re-create him in the aggregate

not any individual guy, just a team.

So he walks a lot. He gets on base a lot, Rocco.

The record doesn't reflect the strength of this team

There's not a lot of faith there.

Jermaine Dye homers again, his second in two games.

No, seriously, that is.

Using this equation in the upper left,

Oh, honey, you need to sing. That's so good.

a double, a triple, a couple of stolen bases.

You guys are still trying to replace dystrophin. We cant. But we can recreate it in the aggregate

I hear you're looking for a reliever. I can give you Venafro.

I need more fucking money!!!

It's patter. It's for effect.

Listen, would you have drafted me in the first round?

Well, I go on the Internet sometimes.

He's managing an unorthodox team.

Is there another first baseman like Giambi?

Why isn't anybody calling?

He looks like a Mantle or a Mays, quite frankly.

I feel good. Um...

Well, hey, good luck with that.

one of the few bright lights in this lineup, taking his spot at first base.

Doesn't matter. What was it?

I may lose my job.

I want a sturdy striker, a natural right winger Branthwaite ahead of Keane, and anyone but Maupay off the bench

I'm just a little girl Lost in the moment

And it could be the turnaround that they've been looking for.

and baseball's longest winning streak since 1953.

Artie, who do you like? I like Perez. He's got a classic swing.

No bunts. A bunt is an out. No bunting whatsoever.

Eckerton? Eckerton? Eckerton.

Yes, you're right.

and listened to you tell parents, "When I know, I know.

Richarddddd it’s check, what you say we make a sneaky trade?

You Are Outside Your Mind!

It's threatening the way that they do things.

What the hell am I doing?

What is happening in Oakland? The A's have won seven in a row.

How are the guys doing? That was a killer.

It's good to see you.

They've won 10 in a row. Seattle is 13 and 3.

Dombrowski's on again, on 3.

Hey, I'm not disturbing you, am I? Not at all. What's up?

Okay. Yeah, she's right here. Hold on.

I get the impression the market for Rincon is softening.

Yo, what's up, D.J.? Picking machine.

Turn around, please, Dad. No way, Jose.

I've only ever played catcher.

Turn around. Come on, Dad. Nope. Not gonna happen.

I think it's a good thing that they sell gas in stores

because everyone else in baseball undervalues them.

That's why we get up in the morning. That's all we do.

Let's go, Oakland!

Ah. Sounds nice.

Well Hey, Good Luck With that

How's the elbow, Scott?

to manage this team you assembled for me.

Why don't you walk me through the board?

We're not gonna pay $17 million to players.

I don’t watch the allstar break

Oh, I want this one

Getting all these pods is easy tell em Andrew Its Incredibly hard

Our goal and our expectation

Do you see this as a decimation of the organization?

Using the stats the way we read them,