Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A quiet time.
But it don't taste pretty.
Why don't you ask me something hard?
Good-bye, Trina.
A bit spicy.
Try, anything, will ya! What am I supposed to...
My christening wig!
- Secure that boom! - Aye-aye, Captain.
What? Get outta here!
What are you doing here? He didn't know...
Well, the downside is, she isn't real easy to get to. She lives in a cave up on a cliff.
Je-sus! I never saw a man p-whipped so fast in my life!
As your recently trained lover, I'm ordering you to assist me.
Oh, it's hot.
What are you talkin' about? Your sister hasn't visited in months.
Okay, um... All right, look.
I only pray that I'm not thrown off by your lack of four additional arms.
You just point this thing towards Hawaii and drop me off there. Great.
We'll continue this tomorrow. Besides, you're wearing me out with your incessant babbling.
The good news... is that I may let you live.
Please take me to the ship's finest quarters 'cause I wish to draw a hot bath. What a day.
Gandalf after his adventures
It's a pretty color.
That was the most courageous and bizarre thing I've ever seen.
- Did it have the body of a shark and the arms and face of a man? - That's the chap.
Hurry, Trina! Faster, faster!
We gotta head him off before he gets his grubby hands on The Filthy Whore! Move!
One, two, I'm walking.
Hey, one more thing? Is it true it's unsafe to drink seawater?
I've got cabin fever or raft fever. I've got some kind of fever.
- You think you're capable of that? - Sure.
I'm afraid he'll become despondent and turn a pistol upon himself.
And remind him that we're almost out of margarine.
Oh, Skunk? Mr. Expert?
Don't this beat all, boys?
Yeah, okay. But technically, I'm not solid. My texture's much more like moist bread.
like a snake sheds its fur.
Trina!
Howdy do?
Well, I hope you're happy.
You see, I…. am a fancy lad
Thank you, fellow crewmates, I'm off. And when I return, I shall be a cabin man.
Tell me about the sea. What does it mean to you?
- I don't know. I'm not very, bright, remember? - Just do it!
It was a stupid idea to open up a housewares store on this island.
We'll see ya, honey. Hey, wait a minute. Jennifer, come here.
Okay, Skip!
I don't know, Cappy.
I'm burning up. There's gotta be some lotion in here.
- You know what I mean? - No, but go on.
And you're just stage actors pretending to be filthy drunkards.
Ours across the great blue sky
Sorry, we're all outta decaf!
As you know, there's only one island in Hell's Bucket and I am not crazy about landing there.
- Yeah. - Humiliate an imbecile?
Those idiots are leaving us here. We're completely abandoned.
Purple Lightning that’s always a good sign
Kenny! Get your fat, worthless ass over here!
Uh... here. Willkommen.
The best bunk we got is the captain's. But I don't think he'd mind, since you know him.
Yes. Good point.
and a couple of bad sausages.
with galoshes on my feet and a fishing rod in my hand.
And now, enough of your silly gibberish. Go fetch me a cup of bouillon before I retire.
Don't worry,. It seems a lot worse than it is.
I cut their heads off with a nail clipper.
Marvelous!
- Japan, wherever the hell you're goin'. - Thank you, Captain.
What a bunch of lunkheads.