Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Do you know what I do to guys who, quote unquote, sleep with my wife?

Must come... down!

That means, "I felt up a girl's ass."

Yeah, I was just about to head out.

- Was business brisk? - Brisk?

There's gotta be some kind of a chromosomal damage with a matchup like that.

How do I get to this woman? Come on, give me precise directions, will ya?

- One down, five to go. This could take all night. - When you put it all...

I just wanted to stop by and say,

And you know what? When we reach the islands, I may buy you a big red, shiny apple.

When I go ashore and get my pay

Oh, that was so nice, you moron!

Oh, I'm Sorry, I Was Just Thinking... About How Much Fun It Is To Roast Pumpkin Seeds.

Good luck. And do tell your father I send my regards.

Remember, this is our little secret, yeah?

They ought to rename this place "Wackyville" Ooh, because it's wacky!

Oh, it's beautiful countryside, isn't it?

just when you think you've heard everything about Hell's Bucket,

Not a promising development.

Talk about an embarrassing obituary!

Where in the Savior's name are you going?

Well, let's just say I've finally shed my feminine side

What the hell's that?

You know, you remind me of my niece Sally. Lovely girl.

Please join me on the upper deck. I have a little surprise for you.

- Would you like to buy a monkey? - I don't wanna buy a monkey.

There's no such thing as pleasant companionship on this tawdry vessel.

- Stars. - Whatever.

Hey! Take a look at this.

I hate this kid.

Well, is this the tug that's supposed to take us out to the Queen Catherine?

Water, boom-boom.

Leo, no, no, no.

- Okay. - Your love is super-sweet love

Oh, sure. In fact, I think I have the picture of his backside in my wallet...

but I am developing deep, deep feelings for you...

And I say we dump that jinx kid. He's a born Jonah.

Okay. I apologize, but there's a happy ending to all this.

All we know how to do is fish.

as a church piss house.

Here. Have some coffee.

Crazy kid, huh?

I'm a drifter and a loner at heart.

The last thing we need is another straggler.

Well, how can you just stand there like that and just...

Can you see the question mark above my head?

and keep running straight on through till mornin'.

Well, it's his scribbles. If this thing's right, look where it's landin' us.

Now, see here. I don't know what kind of nonsense you're...

Hey! Here you go, Chubby.

- is giving me gas. - Aw, Christ.