Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Where we passengers pretend we're common type and slum it up a bit.
I will be, Nathanial. All right.
Come on, Skunk! Poke his eye out or somethin'.
Don't you guys have any guns or anything? Can't we do something?
I can't be part of that.
My luxurious suite on the Queen Catherine awaits me.
Bye.
to the turn of the century.
- Are you sure? - No, I'm on my way. Your family must be very, proud of you.
Me and Paps will steer through as best we can. Hey, woman!
Or dance around the room in your underwear till she gets hot.
What?
These pipes.............. Are VACCINATED!!
It would my pleasure, my dear underpaid professor.
despite my smothering obsessiveness.
My God!
is a 14th century Norwegian evening derby.
Well, you ain't got it no more, peckerhead.
I stabbeth thee, ye wretched giant...
- No, it's just no use. - When it comes to women, I'm just...
kindly step forward and give us your presentation.
Of course not. Where would you get that silly idea?
Oh, my.
Now what should I do?
- and that could be trouble. - Well, why's he so flighty?
I'm watching the boat till everyone gets back from lunch.
Were you dropped on your head as a toddler?
Yeah, well, I ain't crazy about sittin' on a boat till she sinks and we wind up flounder shit.
That was the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.
Get outta these sissy clothes and go put on some of Kenny's duds. God rest his sweet soul.
And in about a week, when your shift is over, give this rope a tug and we'll haul you in.
Trina! Trina.
Oh, Trina, I'm so glad you decided to join us. I was just putting on...
It's lunchtime. Yeah, it's lunchtime.
- All right, already! you're givin' me the creeps!
who really know what's important in life.
Big dummy. Yeah!
The faculty and myself have made endless attempts to teach you to curb...
- I knew I shouldn't have had that last bottle of rotgut. - Gentlemen, no, no, no.
Trina? Trina, what's your problem?
- You wouldn't have any idea where she might be docked? - Ah, you know what you are?
Just... Stay the hell away from me.
I don't think Aristotle could've said it better.
you go stand in the bow and let us know when we're coming' close to ice.
Looks like Kenny got us off course.
You know, I honestly think we're onto something here. Hey, nice shoes. Those...
before sundown, so no screwing around.
May your days be full of mirth and good fortune.
She'll hike her skirt and toss her shoe
Step, step, step.
I'm sure that's almost as exciting as being a frustrated, shabbily-dressed headmaster.
What do you call this?
you make up shit as you go along!
your captain has been under a great deal of stress recently and he's in need of a holiday.
The Golden Mist Seaport.
A walkin' Popsicle!
The end!
I have just finished the deployment to production!
"Patuka cachuka stabuka."
I just pray that those boots have adequate arch support because I have problem feet...
I have been wandering this dreary, village...
Instax Yay
There, by the grace of God, floats away my manhood.
Yeah, get 'im! Get 'im! Get 'im, Paps!
These pipes...... Are VACCINATED!!
You're one of those little fancy lads, aren't ya?
Come on. You too. Come, come, come.
And if you don't blow, you're gonna swallow them like an aspirin.
Yeah, well, it's a complicated story,. I'll fill you in on it later.
Oh, geez, that's different, isn't it?
- Bet one. - See ya.
Don't you walk away from me, you big talking walrus!