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Hey, this thing's cuttin' off my air!
Dad, I admit I have some problems...
- Hi, folks. I'm Mark McGwire. - [ All Gasping ]
Stop him! He's whacked out of his gourd!
[ Computerized Voice ] Surveillance beam disabled.
- Aw. - Do I get a card?
What's it doing in the gymnasium?
But how do we know, Marge? How do we know?
- Homer, you're supposed to be hunting for Bart. - I'm on top of it.
This is a job for the Green Lantern, Thundra...
All right, people, we've all seen the dogs now, so- [ Gasps ]
unless you're willing to try a radical, untested, potentially dangerous-
- I'll do it. - No, thank you, Mr. Wisenheimer. Sherri?
They have it now.
I was thinking of something a little more... adult.
- Would you say it's prevention? - Oh, absolutely, Lisa.
Not the church! Jesus lives there!
But we can ease Bart onto one of its sister drugs...
- Claritin-D? - Nah.
I'm poppin' and sailin', man - [ Toots Twice ]
I have to take these stupid pills twice a day.
[ Yelling ]
My God, is she brave...
It can read your electronic organizer from space.
- Tommy Lee. - Andy Dick.
I think it's the bright blue pants.
- Nice try, Homer. -Just take one bite.
Yeah, he's something else, all right.
A guy could do great things with a gadget like that.
- Shred it! Shred it! - [ Indistinct Shouting ]
Hmm. My career has kind of lost momentum.
- Sorry, Krusty, I choked. - You choked? You choked?
Oh, thank you for stopping the tank.