Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[ Groans ] How will we get Bart to take these?
[Jazzy Solo ]
''The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pre-Teens''?
[ Gasps ] That's amazing... and darling.
Tricks? That's rich. He's so inbred, he can barely stand up.
There. Now the floor is as good as new.
Why, this is retardant.
You said a mouthful there, partner!
You mean like John Leguizamo?
No, stop. Think of the children.
Who else? Major League Baseball.
- Hi, Marge. It's me- Homer. - [ Clears Throat ]
BART SIMPSON!!! You've really done it this time...
- Close the door. - [ Door Closes ]
Don't worry. We have a procedure for these situations.
They're to block the satellite that's been spying on me.
What a lovely day in the park.
Sé que estoy vivo ¿pero por qué?
And then afterwards- [ Whispering Continues ]
standing up to that freaked-out junkie.
The only thing more effective is regular exercise [shudders]
A drug? I know Bart can be rambunctious...
But the time draws near. Now, let's get those fillings out of you!
I don't wanna pump my little boy full of drugs.
- Are you standing up to get me to leave? - It's from the book.
- Oh, grow up. - Yeah.
[ Bell Ringing ]
Why don't you just come down and have some taffy?
Gotta finish. [ Grunting ]
- Right after I blow up one thing. - [ Groans ]
- A little fire can't hurt you. - But Mad Dog was wrong.
Sure, I’m alive, but why?
- So, Bart- - Question.
Hey, Mom. Thanks for coming out.
Sure, I can do something destructive.
[ All ] Ooh!
I heard about a new bar where men dance with men. Doesn't that sound adorable?