Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- No, wait. I have- - No, it's over, Phil.

You see, we're the ones loading them with mind-controlling additives.

that the real news is on local TV...

delivered by real, officially licensed newsmen like me, Kent Brockman.

At least take off your Pulitzer Prize when you say that.

I did it! I changed the world.

- Oh, my God. That's shocking. - I don't believe that.

Is everything ready for the secret meeting? - Yes, sir.

Ow. Please, don't do that.

Well, a Web page is supposed to be a personal thing

This Mr. X says Spanish and Italian are the same language.

I can't. My Web page hasn't gotten a single hit.