HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Well, you ever try to get 10 horses in a basement?
The money that you loaned me to get this place solvent...
You connected with this organization?
Did you see the sign?
Yes.
...something like that. Would you check it out? End of message.
- Fireball. - All right.
What do you mean, nothing?
Blue Cheese Country?
Can I go too?
- No kidding. - Oh, he's your boyfriend?
Wait a second.
No, wait a minute, Starsk.
- Are we? - Quit pressing me, Ellen.
Full nelson.
- Yeah. - Right.
You did good. That's it for me today.
I didn't hear anybody say "we."
Oh, well, while you two waltz each other around, I'll go call Pathology.
Look, I'm sorry.
You get some Idaho potato picker here, you give him a funny name...
Soon Henry is Now Henry.
Next time he runs, 5 on the nose.
- That's good, Mac. - He's a poet.
Hey, behave yourself.
We're supposed to believe that he slipped and fell. We don't believe it.
He went flying out of the ring and ended up in the third row.
- You got everything else you need. - Yeah.
I guess I told you about that before, haven't I?
You're not gonna shoot?
- You are Ellen Forbes? - Yes.
I had to collect some money from my stands.
Well, that's good.
But I'm very tired and a little scared.
He doesn't like to brag.
Okay. Now, I've got...
...and you go on in and see what makes him tick.
I own this place, and you work for me, remember?
- Wanna cover $50 on The Cat's Meow? - I'll take it.
Find a very small jockey.