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4 BAGS.
GOLD?! GOLD?! GOLD?!
NO, I DON'T. YOU DO.
I'M GONNA HIRE YOU TO MINE THE GOLD.
WATCH IT, GILLIGAN. CALL TIME.
AND TO BE THE WONDERFUL MAN I KNOW YOU ARE.
[THUNDER]
* THE SKIPPER, TOO *
I HOPE NOT, BUT IF I GO, YOU'LL GO WITH ME!
THAT WOULDN'T DO ANY GOOD EITHER, MARY ANN.
I'M READY TO LEAVE RIGHT NOW.
YEAH. IT'S THE FIRST TIME
WATER, PLEASE.
OH, WHAT I FOUND'S GONNA MAKE YOUR MOUTHS WATER.
WEIGHS EXACTLY ONE POUND.
HOW MANY DID WE HAVE WHEN WE STARTED?
FOR WHAT?
OW!
I DON'T THINK THAT'S FAIR. DO YOU, MARY ANN?
WELL, YOU'RE THE MAN WITH THE GOLD MINE.
THE SKIPPER FOUND A RAFT,
DON'T WORRY, LADIES, I'LL LAND HIM.
YES, I DO RECALL MAKING THAT AGREEMENT,
MAYBE MR. SULLIVAN'S BOAT NEEDS FIXING.
GOLD.
ANYONE WANNA WORK ON THE RAFT TONIGHT?
WE'VE LOST ALL OUR GOLD,
YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT!
SHE'S WORKING BY THE HOUR, TOO.
WE CAN FLOAT FOR DAYS UNTIL WE'RE SPOTTED BY A SHIP OR A PLANE.
[THUD] OHH!
I'D HATE TO SEE POOR GILLIGAN COME DOWN WITH IT.
I GOT UP FIRST YESTERDAY. IT'S YOUR TURN.
OH! MY HAT! OH!
GOLD FEVER, GILLIGAN.
* FOR 7 STRANDED CASTAWAYS *
I'LL SEE YOU FIRST THING IN THE MORNING AT THE, UH,
YES, YES, MISS GRANT.
I CERTAINLY DO NOT. COULDN'T WE GO TO MRS. HOWELL?
YOU AND THE SKIPPER KNOW HER A LOT BETTER THAN I DO.
GILLIGAN'S RENT-A-PICK CALLING.
IT WOULD BE WONDERFUL IF YOU WOULD GO DOWN INTO THAT MINE
NOW, LET ME SEE. IF HE MINES 16 INGOTS TONIGHT--
MY DOCTORS CALL IT MY GOLD SYNDROME.
THAT'S WHAT MR. HOWELL SAID WOULD HAPPEN.
DEPRIVING YOU OF THE RIGHT TO BE GENEROUS
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