Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

FIRST THE SKIPPER, THEN GILLIGAN.

I KNOW THAT DEEP DOWN IN YOUR SOUL,

I'M USING IT AS A COUNTERWEIGHT.

IS THAT ALL? THERE'S PROBABLY A LOT MORE GOLD IN HERE.

SHH--NO, NO, SON. YOU'LL BE ALRIGHT.

SOMETHING I CAN DO FOR YOU?

WHAT CAN WE DO, MR. HOWELL?

WHERE WERE WE, DREADFUL OR WONDERFUL?

I DON'T HAVE ANY GOLD.

I SURE HOPE THIS FLOATS. YOU KNOW HOW DEEP THE LAGOON IS.

AAH! IT'S ALRIGHT.

PUT THAT INTO LOVEY'S NAME IN A DUMMY CORPORATION...

DON'T YOU HAVE TO MAKE A TEST TO BE SURE?

WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE IS THE MATTER WITH GILLIGAN?

ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL.

Gilligan...shh, shh! Dig, dig.

"A STITCH IN TIME..." UH, "STITCH IN TIME..."

WOMEN AND LUGGAGE FIRST!

WE COULDN'T HAVE 2 DISASTERS UNDER THE SAME CAPTAIN.

[ALL GRIPING AT ONCE]

AND THE SKIPPER AND THE GIRLS. WE'LL ALL BE RICH.

I JUST LOVE BARGAINS.

DON'T SAY WHAT? WHAT HAVE I GOT? WHAT HAVE I GOT?

I GUESS IT'S HOPELESS.

[YAWNS AND SNORES]

OH, THURSTON HOWELL III,

NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.

ONE OF THE OTHERS MIGHT FALL IN THE HOLE, LIKE YOU,

HA HA! THAT'S RIGHT, MARY ANN. WATCH YOUR STEP.

SIDE ORDER OF GUAVA JELLY-- 50, UH...

OH, THE GOLD-- ARRGH!

WELL, GINGER, IF YOU CAN ADMIT IT, SO CAN I.

I WON'T PAY YOU ENOUGH TO CAUSE YOU ANY TROUBLE.

* THE FIRST MATE AND HIS SKIPPER, TOO *