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I feel simply reborn.
Okay, this is it. This is an idea for a novel.
Why him?
- Yeah. - It's my Christmas cravat.
Edward, I have no more tears to shed.
- Hear! Hear! - Yes, yeah, I'm engaged. That's right.
Like Jarndyce and Jarndyce.
I will only be gone a few months.
- We're mainlining that shit. - Me too.
Oh, my God, this is so embarrassing.
- Merry Christmas. - I forgot my mittens.
- Joseph, you came! - What's up?
It sold pretty well.
- I'll just eat more. - Okay.
I can't live in my father's house anymore.
I bet she would.
Congratulations, Jane.
Hey, babe.
We have to grate a buttload of nutmeg.
Actually, there are tons of women publishing nowadays.
I can trust that when I speak a word, he hears it.
Anything good?
Right. Of course.
Yeah. Yeah, I mean, kind of.
Damn.
Well, sure. Your family might disapprove.
Oops.
I just don't want you to end up all alone, and time is slipping away.
Emily.
You're welcome.
We could tell them that I ate poisonous bark.
"For Emily, who thinks flowers are nicer than people."
- Just sit here. We'll just scoot over. - Ithamar, thank you.
so excited you're getting married.
It's called Flower Fables.
How are we gonna have our annual Christmas dinner party without you?
Why not?
I just came to pick them up.
That oppresses, like the Heft Of Cathedral Tunes -
You have to stop throwing yourself at him.