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Get those hamstrings nice and loose...Hey pervert
You're my lady
I'm gonna bang her Wanna watch?
I have always wanted to go to the Baseball Hall of Fame with my dad.
He's, like, 40 years old. Oh, my God. Look at his jaw. Look at his jawline.
I'm the only one in here! I'm the only one cooking! Is that my problem, Charlie?
I don't think so, Charlie. I don't think so. Let's change the subject.
Holy shit! What?
No. But it'd be pretty cool if he did. Yeah, that is really cool.
Oh. Sit.
Love you. Mmm.
Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Here we go. Our guests have arrived.
Check. That comes naturally for me. Great. Now step one.
Apparently people think we look alike… Personally, I don’t see it.
What are you talking about? You helped me get my ass kicked.
I'm on the list, of course, and then... Uhoh. What?
I'm gonna bang her Wanna watch?
I think that ought to do it. Yeah. That's good, Timmy. So you'll leave?
This shiteating behavior. He's been acting very weird about this list.
Damn, dude. Harsh, right?
Don't touch me. Right. That's how it goes. Hey, hey, come meet my friends.
Mother, I don't know if you know this or not...
You're not gonna find a bang maid, 'cause there's no such thing.
I don't blink. The man doesn't blink, Mom. The man doesn't blink.
Shh. Right. Right. Oh, uh, surprise, Mom.
Oh, how dare you say it. You call Mac right now.
Is there something that you need from us? Because we're right in the middle of something.
he's gonna forget all about you, just like every other man does. Why do you do that?
Um...
No, we are not. He told me these are people from his past, and he's got to take care of them.
I'm gonna have Frank back is what I'm trying to say, dude.
And although I think eating people is very cool, not if we're involved.
What do you think?
Do me a favor, 'cause I'm really in the weeds here, bro.