Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're kidding.
What do you mean, of course not?
Ignore my head. Now, from here down,
Penny Pan. Penny Pan.
I went by the Gaslight,
Hello.
your sister-in-law broke her toe.
Guess I'd better go apologize to June Freedman now.
Okay. So, uh, uh...
The whole face will be out of proportion.
Now, I am no fan of Joel's, but you need a husband.
like cancer and God.
Rose.
Maybe if you did, you'd like it more.
to give my husband a better time...
So...
* Deal me out, thank you kindly *
**
You know,
and I have no idea
What are you wearing? It's not thinning.
- I wrote the Ted thing. - And it bombed.
And she says "Moths."
Thanks, Judy.
Oh, no.
I just thought,
Well, Abe, you know them small Pennsylvania towns...
He's a comedian.
especially at the beginning.
He must have come to the club one night
You'll learn.
Oh, great. They're here.
and wit.
**
and the string tie.
Things like what? Like leaving me?
You're the vice president of...
and I'm thinking about last week.
Left. He packed up my suitcase and left.
And yes, there is shrimp in the egg rolls.
- Not quite. - I've got a rap sheet.
on this filthy, sticky stage all alone.
And, uh, let's hear it for him...
* Did you say *
No.
- Not really. - I'm a con now.
* Noodle soup, poodle soup *
and I'll buy more notebooks.
that takes place in there?
I'm never going to be a professional comedian, Midge. Never.
What am I, a braggart? Please. How's work?
* Contemplatin' nature can be fascinatin' *
- So? - So I'm eating peanuts.
Why isn't he asking for the time?
I don't understand.
Man: Huh.
Why the hell would you do that?
Look at the nose. It's elongating now.
that could justify what I paid for this dress.
...slap you in the face with old banana skins...
the famous mad divorcée of the upper West Side.
Woman: Who's Joel?
Joel is my husband of four years,
Oh, geez.
than I did in five months.
I'm looking for Baz.
Kind of a drag, huh?
All that shit they say
And my inflection is different.
I just don't want this life,
Right thigh 18.
They're upstairs.
Five years we've been trying to get the rabbi,
* In lipstick and powder *
- They're going to notice. - I have to go.
Whoo!
* But you're gonna get dated *
It's mine. I brought it here.
Pull over here. I'll just be a minute.
- You know what I mean? - Uh...
I've had a very comfortable life,