Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Your brother threw out his back.
That's you. Go. Be funny.
Then I had a fantasy of how it happened.
* For the world's in a wonderful way *
It's not? When I found out
- Here. - It's still night out.
I mean, who does that?
How did Joel's little show go?
than you did last time,
Your sweater tells another story.
We heard today. My mother fainted,
which is better, actually,
Life isn't fair. It's hard and cruel.
or do two weeks at the Copa,"
72nd and Amsterdam.
That's my suitcase.
Yes. Married.
want it.
But, Joel, you can't just leave.
- Mwah. Goodbye, Joel. - Bye.
Thanks a lot.
But all of these marvelous adventures
in dog years.
You know what? Cancel them. Tell them I'm sick.
They look so happy. Are they high?
Me, either, sister, me, either.
And the week before that, your mother had rickets?
- Hmm. - How's the brisket?
- What? Are you sure? - It's getting bigger.
You won't be sorry.
No. I did.
Penny.
Who?
No, I didn't use sailor talk.
* A good day from mornin' till night *
she had done in Mexico.
I take meetings. I take phone calls.
She's a housewife. She doesn't know the rules.
She's 21 and dumb as a Brillo pad.
Yeah, yeah. We can discuss it at the station.
Hello, Midge. Is that...
And why didn't they put the stage over there
All right, next up, a lady
Everybody steals his act?
You're thinking of shaving it off?
I mean, I'm not a real comedian yet,
Hey. here.
I would. Anything.
on a completely empty stomach...
like how the Morgensterns play golf
Okay. Ignore this, ignore this.
I was in a hurry to meet you. You can hardly see them.
Okay, next up. Uh...
- Hi, Imogene. - Hey, Joel.
Colette famous Brisket
who won't steal my boyfriend.
Can I get you anything?
- Who was he? - Mort Sahl.
This is a telephone conversation
I was going to Bryn Mawr College.
Yeah. I know he is.
and he left.
And I showed him I loved him.
Whoo!
to your friend in the back seat there.
I sent him over to Al's office. He's fine.
That's part of the image.
And they drop the anchor,
- Midge... - Joel, the rabbi is coming.
If you need money, we can give you money.
- He's mad. - At me?
- Go ahead. - Get in there.
I should have changed that lunch, damn it.
You show me in the Bible
Who stands in the middle of a ballroom
Mikey.
Woman: All right.
10:30.
- No, it's not. - It feels gray.
and they told me to come here.
I had everything I'd always wanted,
This is the dream... standing up here
You know, joke about it in your act.
And come on, who wouldn't want to come home