Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Who eats mushroom caps?"
You have a whole apartment to clean.
What the hell is he doing in there?
Here you go.
Don't except too much.
Be remembered as something other than a mother
It's about marketing agents,
and though I knew that love would be great,
- So? - He got more laughs in five minutes
I do not have money.
If you wanted to be a comedian,
of my job are?
Now I will be alone and crazy,
June Freedman used my meatloaf recipe,
I'm not a starving artist.
* I was terribly tempted to say *
I turned to Baz, and I said, "That guy's gonna be famous."
Maybe you could do impressions to start.
I know.
that I could possibly do to earn a living,
* As I told you before *
I got a terrible stage time for tonight: 1:45.
Thank you. Thanks a lot.
Hey.
- Zip it, then. - Delivery Thursday?
and, see, tonight our best friends are here...
* To tell the whole darn world *
and the... the string top?
So this is it, huh?
Your dining room's bigger than ours.
I almost left myself.
I expect to find them all there.
So I'll come next week?
- Them. Them. - Who is them?
Well, I've been doing it a while.
Jesus Christ, Baz.
The Clearys are here?
are the same width.
All right. All right. But did I mention
I was fun. I planned theme nights.
I'll be right back.
that stupid Sodom and Gomorrah joke,
This is the guy I wanted you to see.
And the customer says "Aha."
This place gets so weird late.
- Say goodbye, Ethan. - You love bathrooms.
All right, now, Abe, you got your speech, right?
It's Saturday.
We can go to the club every single night,
Where the hell have you been?
Hey, don't you see?
and they had to create Abe Lincoln.
* Girls talk *
He would be 6'4" and blond,
The Hidden Persuaders.
* Add to these a nose that I can thumb *
* If you come on a goose, you can park it *
to make sure that never happens again.
It involved goat's milk and avocadoes.
Thank You for Having Me Over Last Night..
* If you don't happen to like it, pass me by *
Hmm? How? When?
Holes in my sweater.
Aah! Hey!
Sorry. Did... Did any of you read the book
Are you gonna put the rest of this on a platter?
You were in there for 20 minutes.
- Anyone who shows up. - And they pay you?
I will be on time.
Uh, Abe,
Try it again when you feel more confident about the moves.
Oh.
It was electric. All she had to do was push.
- Yeah, you keep saying that. - Pyrex.
I'm all alone in a room, and it's Saturday.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
Every day for ten years.
Well, I will be damned.
Oh, I can't believe it.
- Station? What station? - Come on.
I'm from Kansas.
So you stole Bob Newhart's act.
I was going to meet a man...
You heading down to the Village tonight?
I didn't what?
* Or a bee without a sting *
WE GOT THE RABBI!!
...Chicago, one of the great comedy...
Okay, why don't you go join them,
No, we don't need money.
Woman: Who gives a toast at her own wedding?
Don't go in the bathroom.
How long are you going to be doing this,
First of all, my roommate Petra was friendly and fat,
I can't believe I'm losing him to Penny Pan.
It's supposed to. It's bleach.