Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You don't know him. - I know he was doing Bob Newhart's act.
against that wall instead of over here by the bathroom
Comedy. Standup. Do you love it?
Elvis Costello: * There are some things *
Thank you.
Well, for starters, you were doing someone else's act.
They're coming tonight,
* Almost anything *
Woman: Oh. Shh, shh, shh.
Oh, it was a blast, though.
Well, if that's how it's done.
Excuse me. Is Baz around?
* Peking *
* Pass me by, pass me by *
Oh, you'd better be great.
Well, I did put my spin on it.
No way he's funnier than Misty.
There's not enough Daiquiris in the world.
I know I'm right about this,
Don't forget the latkes.
unless the girlfriend is pregnant.
I had to work straight through lunch,
* Pass me by, pass me by *
They pass around a basket at the end of your set,
* Deal me out, thank you kindly *
* Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah *
ordering dinner.
Archie and Imogene are coming, remember?
- Where is she? - Who?
Let's go.
I'll bring the brisket. I'll do my thing.
* And it's a good day *
I got... What's the problem?
He took me to galleries and poetry readings
You're jealous of the rabbi?
So my life completely fell apart today.
West Coast, suntanned, arrogant pain in the ass.
* Was it really murder? *
- Go on at 1:45. - Bye.
or some patriotic shit like that.
* Oh, I *
- How much longer? - Ten minutes.
She's going on and on about this miracle treatment
In Katharine Hepburn's old room.
more and more like Winston Churchill
* And they say it's not allowed *
* Got the word up on everyone's lipstick *
How's Gettysburg?
I drank a lot of wine, and my stomach is sort of...
If there was anything else in the entire world
there's no fucking way
and this is the moment you decide
How can you say that about Joel?
but if he'd just give me a better time...
I think she said you're up.
Abe, you haven't changed the speech, have you?
Must be nice.
It only took four years of apologies
and, uh, there was a story.
- Good morning, Papa. - Mm.
Did you use sailor talk?
You are a child. You cannot survive this.
* Or a fish delicious when it's raw *
* Or a pill to kill your mother-in-law *
But imagine coming home to these every night.
Where are you going? Where is she going?
- at our house. - You're gonna need some lamb.
Good. We'll need it.
Really? I've been doing those exercises
and I wanted a powder room.
Got you a black and white.
How is it his act? How do you know his act?
I am the same size now that I was at my wedding.
Well, Abe, you know
**
Spokane.
when he started.
He packed up my suitcase,
* And it's a good day *
That's, uh... That doesn't go with the string tie and b...
Janet Shaw.
Go. Sit. Let the master work.
but I'm telling you, there is definitely something there.
What? Oh.
Here you go.
At 12 I found my signature haircut.
"One standing ovation, everyone goes home pregnant."
Tonight was an isolated incident.
Joel's sick. Everything's fine.
were simply the preamble to my ultimate destiny.
don't you see that's part of the image?
Why didn't you tell me, then?
I was going to Bryn Mawr College.
Well, that is exciting. The Clearys are here.