Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No. Not steals.

where butter was beautiful

The rabbi's been mad at us since the wedding.

and now he's on television

Oh, I'm going to have to lie to the rabbi

This poem is about...

From Day 1 I knew

Couldn't have that, you didn't want me.

Um, do you see my husband Joel Maisel over there?

and whatever's in it you get to take home.

Okay. Boy, I'll be laughing about that spoon for a week.

- Why? - I made a brisket f...

* If you don't happen to like it *

Since when do you hate your job?

Go on. Get out.

It was one stupid night.

I thought my life was going to be something different.

to this every night?

There are medications I can take

There you are. Are you hungry? I made curry,

I don't know how to do this.

Heh heh. Only in the Village.

I'm getting loaded.

I thought I was going to be someone different,

What are your children going to do?

and suddenly the whole synagogue goes nuts.

Then you go out, find him, and make him come back home.

and his name would be Dashiell or Stafford or...

10:30. Perfect slot.

- I did tell you! - When did you tell me?

He was in Buchenwald. Throw him a bone.

I have something to tell you.

Good evening. What a nice...

I'm sure it's fine. Did we have children?

Yes, all done. Ethan, put your coat on.

I should be kissing the brisket.

Right. Uh, listen, Abe,

Yeah, they're pretty good, right?

Just answer the question, Midge.

and seen you perform,

we could have a hell of a party.

Rabbi, she's kidding.

Of course I remember.

* Show that they're grateful for mornings like these *

Lying to the rabbi on Yom Kippur.

And I'm like, "Moths? What moths?"

- What? - Holes.

I have to spell it out for you?

She thinks she looks 20. I think she looks the same.

You need a license to do that? Seriously?

* Nothin' to lose *

- Clean them again. - Ethan. E...

does not mean you use it.

He's on "Ed Sullivan." He's doing your act.

At 6 I decided Russian literature would be my major.

Sort of a drag, huh?

A hole here, a hole here, two holes here.

don't be. The guy was a fraud and a loser.

Bob Newhart. So let's hear it...

- How much longer? - Nine minutes!

You tell everyone about the rabbi?

in someone else's shoes.

What are you wearing, Abe?

"A garnish can be festive but deadly."

What do you mean, what do I mean?

Your secretary.

Sorry. I went to the Varick station instead.