Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Maybe today's not the best day to judge.

We haven't been below 14th in months.

* As a yellow balloon *

With her? She wins?

Abe, don't you see that doesn't go

They're not? Well, then we'll fix it.

You don't have a very long lease, do you?

If someone said to me,

* Yeah, yeah, yeah *

You're under arrest.

* If you want a bust of jade *

Wait. Do I have money?

what the Jews just went through a few years ago?"

Oh, can... can I borrow that?

Yep. He left... Joel.

Excuse me. I'm in the middle of an order here.

I ain't got all day, lady.

- Mama, she's a baby. - I just want her to be happy.

I was going to Bryn Mawr College.

And last month,

He doesn't see me as a real comedian.

Of course I was serious, Miriam.

- I have to go. - Hey, come on.

All right, up next, we have a comedian.

The other important thing I told you!

Don't get me wrong. It was rough,

I never knew you were serious about it.

- Tonight, you understand? - Tonight. Yes, I understand.

I've been working in clubs, okay?

Just leave this room the way it is.

before you left the house.

He loves any time slot.

So the waiter says, "Fine. I'll try it."

I don't understand what's going on.

One standing ovation and everyone goes home pregnant

during the Civil War,

That's her name. Terrible, right?

"Leonard, you can either eat a guy's head

somebody your mother would love.

Once, fine. You were rushed in the morning.

We're in temple, and the rabbi tells

Y-You're thinking of shaving it off?

$3.30 and one subway token.

* Lots of idle fingers snap to my command *

You do a great one of my aunt Bertha

We finally got the Bastard

Mrs. Maisel, you all right?

or a housewife or member of the Communist Party?

Grab some pens on your way out.

I don't know what that means.

There are so many questions spinning around in my head.

IF YOU DONT HAPPEN TO LIKE IT Pass me by

Are you kidding me?

*Don't you call me 'cause I can't go *

Rabbi loves his lamb.

Not a word of this to the rabbi.

It smells so good.

- Hey, there, kitten. - Hi.

- * Even the sparrows * - Thank you, Jerry.

Trusted, you can only be trusted

- Rose! - I'm here. My God.

- Right? - Uh...

but she's not even that pretty.

One standing ovation, everyone goes home pregnant.

You told me to talk about my sweater.

Bob Newhart is doing your act.

Yes. We're open.

It's easier to be happy when you're pretty.

That place on the corner

Was that it, Joel?

Okay, let's put it like this.

I don't understand what's going on.