Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I thought she was the mistress,
Awesome.
Everyone, everyone, this is Josh, my boyfriend.
[Sighs] No, not at all.
I can't believe you guys stayed.
[Indistinct chatter]
You--you are that philandering gay florist!
that I want you to...
Ew! Oh, that's not gonna help.
- Okay. - See you, Josh.
The bummer is, under different circumstances,
Just because I would--
that I have a great, monogamous boyfriend
Go check out the dessert "staish."
♪ Bamba, bamba ♪
I mean, until you say something weird.
Keep the umbrella.
at the party, let alone bring
- I'm sorry, a year ago? - Yeah, a year, year and a half, tops.
Yeah, that's a lot for a, uh, party.
Fun fact--
from your credit card company.
Josh is not your boyfriend. Josh is my boyfriend.
I was just feeling kind of horny.
Hey, Josh...
- Mm-hmm. - Kind of a weird way.
in the way that Santa Claus is real.
I tell all dem hoes...
Okay. I'm gonna just, uh...
I love it.
- Who's Mindy? - Heather?
[Applause]
No, no. Come on.
I guess the guy I gave money to was just some guy.
[Last Christmas plays]
Appreciate it. I appreciate it actually.
to get the old lawnmower started, but...
I’m just feeling kind of horny
and that I throw a great Christmas party,
on Queens Boulevard.
♪ Bamba, bamba ♪
This is my home.
My eyes! I can't see! I'm sorry!
Oh, God. Ah, gah!