Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Ha. - Oh. Oh.
- Oh. Give me your watch. - You know how much this thing costs?
- Second threat. - Oh. Right, I forgot about...
- That's because no one likes you. - What?
Yeah, Trinette, you shitass.
No. Do not say the Chekhov gun, Cyril. That, sir, is a facile argument.
Oh, God. I should never have agreed to this.
against you, and your mother, and ISIS, and...
And all because Mother cooked up...
Sorry.
But I Oh Shit My Rug
in a Caribbean bungalow and you're kind of high.
Did she just race-card me, or are you totally just gay for her?
So nice to, uh... Wow.
Douche.
- Well, you shot a machine gun at me. - Around you.
- What's this? - Well, see...
And the ass-reduction you so need.
It's perfectly safe. You're tangoing...
I don't know what I'll do, but it will be bad.
- And buy the nastiest, barebackinest, hard dickinest, ball splapiest...
right after I caught you and my ex-boyfriend with a hooker in the trunk?
Yeah, it fricking hurt, idiot. It's ice.
You know what? I don't have a "one to some other number of douchebags" scale.
No. No, I'm not happy.
Dane Cook? The karate of comedians?
No. Never leave a paper trail That's lesson one
Oh là là, Sterling Archer.
- Hello, Cheryl. - It's Carol.
I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know
You are a bitch.
And that does not for a young boy a very merry Christmas make.
Okay.
That was totally ninja.
What's that supposed to mean?
No. Never leave a paper trail. That's lesson one.
You're just some Canadian dude down here on business...
I'll take care of whatever that is.
just the pad. Then you see the second threat.
Oh, watch me.
- She was a... - No, Cyril.
- Here. Keep it in here. - Uh... Hey, whoa.
What? This is like O. Henry and Alanis Morissette had a baby...
Cyril tried to get his plan to cover a penis ensmallment?
And the safety's off so be careful, it could go off for, like...
And I think I just had a flashback, so...
...you have a certain... thickness... about you That I find                                    very                                                                  appealing