Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'd like to introduce my wife,
be sure you don't call me.
from finances to animal care to employees.
Easy. Don't bite. Don't bite. Hit it. Hit it.
The white one I named Travis,
with expletives.
he'd say, "Fuck you, Joe. I don't work for you. I work for Jeff."
Travis was banging every girl in the park,
And she says, "I don't know." She says,
or breeding them, or using them as pay-to-play props.
He says... [as Joe] "People don't come to see the tigers. They come to see me."
Leave me for a man and we're game on, okay?
I was sitting in the chair, you know, looking at him
I had a girlfriend... every time.
a great guy. I called him when we moved here,
Even though they were making fun of him,
Never in my life ever put up with anything like that.
Like we had a bond of pain...
[interviewer] What did people think of Joe running for governor?
He introduced me to a gentleman named Jeff Lowe,
[reporter] ...could become our state's next governor.
Um, but, you know, he really loved him.
When that fell apart... he decides to run for governor.
Nothing.
I've been sleeping with the girl at the front desk,
And in exchange,
When he proposed, I just-- I said yes.
One of them's the Big Cat Safety Act.
I don't know where and how he lost it, but he lost it.
Paws will come out of that.
Are you gonna ride-- Where do you wanna ride in the parade?
That's how we take care of ISIS right there, buddy.
[announcer] Watch this ride, Johnny!
-This is the only family I ever have. -Man, this is great. I appreciate it.
but I take pictures of the sky while I'm doing it.
somehow or another it concentrates in your teeth.
Jesus' name, Amen.
'cause I've told him before, don't point a gun at me,
[laughs]
You know, he was already a paranoid person...
You guys are ready... for the party. Get the chimp, and I'll walk right in.
I got into cats when I was about 17.
[man] When I first got to the zoo, I didn't know anything about the zoo.
I'll give it to her. I'll give it to her.
Oh, look at them! They look fucking fabulous.
or if I was sittin' there concentrating as hard as I could... on the computer
and we had the Vegas parties and we had tigers in our house.
[woman] You are a political anomaly,
That ain't even funny.
[man laughing]
But if Travis was happy, I was gonna accept it, no matte, you know...