Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They put cologne on my shoes.

and that's just how Joe does business.

When I got the job offer to work for Joe,

I can't compete with that, you know?

when someone thanks you for your service

so they're like, "Well, if I say this is cruel,

I'm running for governor.

and let's keep the animal rights people out of Oklahoma.

-Let's go blow some shit up. -Blow some shit up?

Pretty fucking sad.

-[women] No, don't-- Ahh! -[gunshot]

And I've worked for quite a few people.

My name is Joseph Maldonado A.K.A Joe Exotic,

that I've got pictures of. I've got pictures of perfect angels.

Guys, start at this end and enjoy your meal.

Everything was falling apart,

There's no clip in it. You know a Ruger won't fire without a clip."

[Lowe] Allen calls me and says, "I'm cutting some trees down today

I don't know how much love was involved,

[man] Do you think most of the meat was from Walmart?

you haven't recognized the rest of us 40 people

Everybody that works here knows exactly what I'm talking about,

[Dial] He'd always pointed guns at people all the time out there at the park.

-You know what? You know what? -What?

I need you to stand here and let them get used to you.

[Reinke] Yeah, Joe was very controlling.

[clears throat]

He didn't do book work.

[Joe] I do this every year, Christmas and Thanksgiving.

and sorry if he steps on some toes,

[Joe] Political condoms.

[Lowe] We heard that Joe was

I got his lamp that they made me

What scent makes a liger attack your shoe?

and have their picture made, then when I come in there

[Saffery] From the time Jeff came into the picture,

He was even acting there.

I know a lot more than he knew about politics,

"Well, Travis's mom is fine with it, so everybody else should be."

It will cover all of those states,

I'll give you everything if you come over here and marry me."