Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Well, Travis's mom is fine with it, so everybody else should be."

[clears throat]

and let's keep the animal rights people out of Oklahoma.

so they're like, "Well, if I say this is cruel,

He was even acting there.

[Saffery] From the time Jeff came into the picture,

I got his lamp that they made me

I'll give you everything if you come over here and marry me."

[man] Do you think most of the meat was from Walmart?

I'm running for governor.

I know a lot more than he knew about politics,

[Lowe] Allen calls me and says, "I'm cutting some trees down today

When I got the job offer to work for Joe,

Everything was falling apart,

What scent makes a liger attack your shoe?

[Dial] He'd always pointed guns at people all the time out there at the park.

It will cover all of those states,

Everybody that works here knows exactly what I'm talking about,

He didn't do book work.

-[women] No, don't-- Ahh! -[gunshot]

They put cologne on my shoes.

Pretty fucking sad.

[Joe] I do this every year, Christmas and Thanksgiving.

[Joe] Political condoms.

[Reinke] Yeah, Joe was very controlling.

and have their picture made, then when I come in there

and that's just how Joe does business.

[Lowe] We heard that Joe was

Guys, start at this end and enjoy your meal.

and sorry if he steps on some toes,

-Let's go blow some shit up. -Blow some shit up?

you haven't recognized the rest of us 40 people

-You know what? You know what? -What?

My name is Joseph Maldonado A.K.A Joe Exotic,

I need you to stand here and let them get used to you.

when someone thanks you for your service

that I've got pictures of. I've got pictures of perfect angels.

I can't compete with that, you know?

I don't know how much love was involved,

There's no clip in it. You know a Ruger won't fire without a clip."

And I've worked for quite a few people.