Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So there's your icebreaker.

I’M FILING A LAWSUIT

Do you have any idea how to run an office?

and I'm filing a lawsuit, and I'm gonna tell them about every stupid thing

Come on! PHYLLIS: Well...

Here we go! Yes?

Michael, you could put your initials in it.

oh it smells like i just did a faruction! oh yes and it smells like faye's boingly fluid raven doves!

and look over, and there's an Xterra next to you, they're always driven by chicks.

She's talking about the handprints that celebrities make in the cement.

That's where if somebody really gets in your face,

"When I was in the sandbox as a kid, I got no respect.

"The tall man entered the nice building,

Pam, translate.

He needs to learn humility, all right? That's all I'm...

I'd say all the goofing around at Pam's desk

In one corner, you have Goose and he is MAD. Then in the other corner, you have Graham, and HE’S mad. So that’s about it.

Could you just say,

"Respect is nice." Borat.

Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Loch Ness Monster. And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland. So I have one question. Why are you here?

so georgette if anusha's not working for kira anymore then why does she come back? well she's been busy teaching you see, and she did take long service leave but i haven't seen her for 8 weeks.

We're having a brainstorm session.

So it's probably psychological.

You're Watching Friends On NBC You're Watching The Office On NBC

Now we're cooking, I like this. Maybe a whole theme.

Force it in as deep as you can.