Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, I slept over at a friend's house, and...

(CONTINUES IMITATION)

ANDY: What about a cat eating man food?

(STUTTERING) And I said, "What, dawg?"

Do it, Michael.

We are here today not to immortalize a man, but an idea.

and I can find that piece of cement and say,

Well, it's effective.

Fuck the Big 12

All the girlfriends that I've ever had have worn glasses.

And then in the other corner, you have Stanley, and he's mad.

Five, four, three, two, now.

"So she called me from a hotel room, said, 'I don't respect you.'

Can you go over those options again?

That one friend that criticize your car Yet hasn’t driven anything but a bike, without hands

I'm sorry, then do you mind explaining it a little better?

Can I think about it?

Zing and pep. Those are the kind of words we're looking for. Yes, Jim.

and hanging out with Pam has finally caught up to him.

Because I really didn't mean to go over your head.

"You know what don't get no respect? Airplane food.

You knock $1,500 off the price right now and I will take it off your hands.

and, oh, my God, he looked so good.

Respect is Nice....

"Keep out" did I stutter???!

you know, you just start tickling them.

Oh, my goodness. Yeah, right.

You know what would energize me?

"If you don't get no respect, you might be a redneck."

It is Lisa versus Lateef… And it’s the clash of the titans…

It is the clash of the titans

They’re always driven by chicks