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I COULD HAVE SWORN I SAW YOU SLAM THE DOOR ON THE ODD COUPLE.
AFTER ALL, THERE'S NOTHING LIKE THE FOOD MAMA USED TO COOK.
ON TOP OF THAT, HE HATED HIS BUSINESS.
I THINK THE MACHINE DOES THEM BETTER.
THEN YOU CALL MY OTHER STORES. YES, ALL OF THEM!
GET THAT FOR ME, WILL YOU, SON?
I'M GONNA KISS YOU AND HUG YOU, THEN I'M GONNA GRAB YOU BY THE HAIR...
ULCERS ARE VERY POPULAR AMONG THE RICH, JUST LIKE GOUT.
WELL, I'M SORRY YOU'RE NOT FEELING BETTER, MR. JEFFERSON. WHAT IS IT, A TOUCH OF FLU?
AN ULCER? SHH! NOBODY'S SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT.
OH, NOTHING, NOTHING. RELAX.
I KNOW THAT.
MAYBE SHE'S TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE SOME WARM MILK WITH YOU?
WHAT ABOUT HIS ULCER?
♪ WELL, WE'RE MOVIN' ON UP ♪ ♪ MOVIN' ON UP ♪
COME ON, WEEZY, THAT WAS BEFORE I EVEN KNEW YOU. I WENT OUT WITH LOTS OF GIRLS.
UGH! I HATED THAT MUSH EVEN AS A BABY.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
♪ TO A DELUXE APARTMENT IN THE SKY ♪
THAT'S MY BOXING TROPHY I WON IN THE NAVY.
FIVE FIGHTS AND FIVE KNOCKOUTS.
NOW JUST HUSH UP AND LET ME SAY MY PEACE, OKAY?
YOU GOT TO PROMISE NOT TO THROW YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR AND SAY "OH, MY GOD!" OKAY?
OH, YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY MAMA DID IT ON PURPOSE, HUH?
YOU MUST TRY TO PROTECT HIM FROM ANYONE OR ANYTHING THAT CAUSES HIM AGGRAVATION.
HELLO. OH, HI, MR. BENTLEY. COME IN.
WELL, I DON'T KNOW. THAT DEPENDS ON WHAT KIND OF STRESS.
HELLO? WHO?
NO. I'M NOT GETTING INTO THE SAME ELEVATOR WITH SOMEBODY WHO THINKS I'M NUTS.
AIN'T NO SENSE CLUTTERING UP THE HOUSE WITH THAT.
IT AIN'T FAIR. I MEAN, ALL THOSE YEARS EATING NOTHING BUT JUNK FOOD,
YOUR MOTHER.