Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

AFTER WHAT I PULLED OFF TONIGHT, I'M READY TO SOLO.

THANKS. IT WAS... FUN.

NO, NOT A GOOD ONE. LET ME SEE.

HI, HONEY. HI, HONEY.

YOU JUST GOT YOURSELF A DATE. GOOD.

BUENAS DIAS, SENOR Y SENORITAS.

AN OLDER FEMALE WHAT?

SOME SWINGING GUY FROM ANOTHER HIGH SCHOOL.

THAT'D BE GREAT.

THE PIECE DE RESISTANCE, AS THEY SAY IN THE FRENCH QUARTER OF TIJUANA.

OH, WHAT IF PHIL'S DATED UP?

HEY, PRACTICING UP FOR SATURDAY NIGHT, HUH? SI.

QUIT CLOWNIN' AROUND. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

DOES THIS MAKE ME LOOK ANY OLDER?

IT IS THE SAME WITH US FOR... FOR ENGLISH.

PHIL, IT... PHIL, IT DOESN'T MATTER.

UH, WELL, SANDRA. PHIL MAY ALREADY HAVE A DATE.

WHAT'S THAT WILD SCENT YOU'RE WEARING?

I'LL BET HE WASN'T 15 OR 16 YEARS OLD AT THE MOST.

YES, PLEASE. GRACIAS.

GREG HAS TOLD ME A LOT ABOUT YOU.

BOY, DO WE HAVE A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO FOR YOU.

THAT'S FANTASTIC.

HEY, WAIT. I DON'T HAVE MUCH MONEY. DO THEY EAT A LOT?

HI, LINDA. I'M PHIL PACKER.

OH, WELL, I WAS PLANNING TO SPEND A QUIET EVENING AT HOME WITH MY HUSBAND.

I'M SURE HIS NAME WASN'T PHIL, EITHER.

I'LL BET THAT'S WHO PHIL WAS.

EXCEPT NONE OF MINE CAN STAY OUT AFTER DARK.