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I understand why you're wearing this scarf,
- See, they dropped the 'a'...! - Shut up!
Did you know...
Ah, you shouldn't have spelled everything correctly.
Come on in.
So where do you wanna start?
"I h8 u, d'bag."
I do start to open up and let it out,
Oh, Elka.
What does he need to tell me?
Where's Elka?
And you raised a son with enough character...
I mean, who can talk about themselves for that long?
What? You started the rumor?
which of your parents is Asian?
and I really wanna reconnect with him.
I've never even heard of it.
Because you must have been so hot back then.
Oh, and, and also,
For John Moses Cleaveland.
Foreign, but cute.
Flett-Giordano syndrome.
Oh... Honey.
Hey, joy. Where you been?
Limping?
Uh, no. Mine.
Well, I guess that I,
Now I-I did absolutely everything I could...
at her own game.
Ah. Likewise.
and still regrets it."
Hey, Elka.
I hate you, douche bag.
I don't really have a leg to stand on.
But I don't like it.
Well, it's coming.
Yeah.
Victoria got another Emmy nomination.
Oh, thank you, but I'm tired.