Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Congratulations. You got the long shot.
Saturday! Good. I see.
Lord...Byron.
And I recall recently telling my wife I would stop gambling.
I settled Looney's tab. Made friends, like you and Vicki, the ticket seller.
- Who do you like? - I like the six.
Looney said you turned on your friends.
710! You'll never have that problem,
I'm rich!
- ...80, three... - Towards the rent.
Don't shoot yet! I haven't got my money!
Waiter! More champagne.
Thank you very much, sir.
Makes my stomach turn.
The winner of today's first race, number four, Charity...
I'm begging you, be quiet.
I am not gambling! I am not gambling! I am winning!
- He did it! - What did I do?
Yes, the finish line.
- Any Wild Turkey in season? - Sir!
10.27, and I'll be finished at noon. I can be home by 12.30.
What's the name of that six horse? Let me see the jockey's name.
I won! I won! Son of a bitch! Son of a bitch!
the only way this horse can lose is if lightning strikes!
Thanks. That was really sweet, honey.
Has gambling affected your home life?
- This is your half. - For me?
What a guy!
Go fast and win.
Hot-To-Trot's sitting at 40-1.
Three to win. Let it ride.
Send champagne to Fleet Dreams' stall and roses to the owner.
Charity's conscious!
But I like space. Space!
I thought he only bet $50.
- Buy them at a carpet sale? - Let me throw him out the window.
Don't worry, because we'll all be here to pick you up when it's over!
The favourite, Blurred lmage, Lo Fat...
"1.45, doll"! And where are you right now?
This is $710.
You're welcome.
At least give me some of the money and you can keep $10, if you have to bet!
- You're not calling my wife? - The horses are at the starting gate.
- That is a shocking incident of bumping. - Splendid Reason wins!
Hey, hey! How about a beer and two aspirins? And two Maalox.
A horse with a large ass in a field like this, it's a winner.
If I listen closely, I hear my wife telling our attorney, "Go for his balls!"
- That is... - Why, it's outrageous behaviour!
Let him kill me! I deserve it!
I knew a guy once, comes to the track, hits a $75 daily double.
- I thought you were dead. - No, I was getting the number. It's eight!
I'm broke.
Purse snatchers are everywhere!
It's a living.
Let's see, what is that? 30 to 40 a day,
- Nothing! - Here's what we're going to do.
I like Charity, too. He's got a cute nose.
is if she's struck by lightning in the starting gate.
'Cause the track officials will be all over your ass.
- Who won? - Photo.