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- Come on, four! - Come on, Fleet Dreams!
- Who do you like, Evangeline? - I'm betting all of my $200
- Are you an authority? Shut up and eat! - No, you got to eat it or it doesn't count!
75 twice a week is $150. That's a lot of money!
And who needs money when you got friends?
Sorry, I dropped the phone. Could you pick up some wine? I love you.
- Run, you son of a bitch! - Come on, Hot-To-Trot!
- You have to give me a number. - I'll be right back.
and will be run at a mile and one-sixteenth on the main track.
- Why buy that? - He had the daily double.
How gross!
Can I call my wife?
We'll be here till Christmas! The counting room!
I knew it! I knew it!
- Hi, Evangeline. - Hi. It's my first time at the track.
- there's bound to be... - It's eight! I'd stake my life!
This is the $50 window.
you had the boy hold Charity back for the last eight races?
third, Dream Roadblock.
Or take baths. Sell the bed if you want. Bet with it.
You are the unluckiest person in the world!
- This is too good to be true. - You are a jackass!
I'm not a blackmailer.
I can't believe I didn't bet that!
He was so broke by the last race,
- I don't think so. - I bet you swore something secretly.
He's probably telling him to go wide on the first turn.
Then Dream Roadblock...
The only way Charity loses this race is if she gets struck by lightning.
Bet heavy. You'll laugh all the way to the bank.
$69,000!
I just work here.
This horse stinks, but I'm betting 150 on his nose.
Oh, yeah.
I should have lost, but I didn't lose.
- ...often? - Every day.
The guy with Sammy Davis Jr round his neck is bothering the customers.
$ 180 to $200 a week, $720 a month...
God likes me!
...zero,
Give me a break! What did he say? The horse runs on Saturday.
- Thank you. - I like the four.
Absolutely.
- The four. - The one.
- Look at that. Could be worse. - You got to pay attention.
Fleet Dreams has won it!
- She's 19! - I got a dog of 19.
Watch my lips.
You'll never understand. It's OK, it means nothing.
Everything!
I hate sneaky people. I knew a sissy kid in school that covered up his answers.
- It's not important. - I'd like to understand. Explain it to me.
I'll kill you! I can't believe you did this to me!
- Got a brother? - In Cleveland.
True.
After all these years, it's not my gambling that you despised.
Anybody makes a funny move, shoot them!
It's Stargazer on the outside...